20 People Whose Roommates Made The Kitchen Into A Horror Show

Living with someone else, whether they be your partner, a friend, or a stranger, can be full of difficulties. One common area of a house that can become something of a battleground between roommates is the kitchen.

Therefore, a lot of people have been taking to the internet to share some of the strangest things that their roommates do and make in the kitchen. So, please enjoy these 20 people whose roommates made the kitchen into a horror show!

(Also, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, then why not try making some of the weirder creations on this list at home!)

"How my roommate chooses to eat his bananas."

Now, you may be thinking that it must surely be easier to just eat one whole banana instead of cutting two in half and eating half of each one...and you'd be right.

"My roommate's cheese on toast."

This cheese looks like it has completely given up on existence. In fact, I do not think that you can legally call this "cheese" any more. How long did they grill this for? An eon and a half?

The Cursed "Burrito"!

The long-suffering person who posted this explained: "Black bean 'burrito' my roommate made with rice paper. He was out of tortillas and said, 'I didn't think it would look like that.'"

And yes, it does look like...in fact, I'm not going to write what it looks like, I'm sure you can all come to your own conclusions.

"My roommate takes entire slices of pie or cake and will drown them in milk. I think it's an affront to culinary science, but he swears it's amazing."

So this guy is essentially trying to combine cake/pie with cereal? I love all of those things independently, but trying to combine them seems somewhat sacrilegious!

"Caught my roommate making a 'cheese-wrapped pickle.'"

I cannot say that I have ever eaten a pickle and thought, "Hmmm, this would be perfect if it was just covered in cheese." Although, I don't eat pickles anyway as they're, frankly, hideous.

"Roommate made this mysterious 'casserole' last night."

Yep, that appears to be a green bean casserole covered in Cheerios. One person commented, "The worst thing about this is how it looks like there was effort put into making this. Like, it appears to actually be baked in a proper casserole dish, and he thought out the whole Cheerio thing. This is by far the lowest quality:effort ratio ever achieved."

"Attempt at a Sonic cake for my roommate's 26th birthday..."

Okay, I want to say that I absolutely adore the amount of effort that they have put into this and it is much better than I could ever do. However, it is unavoidably terrifying to look at.

"My old roommate is going through some hard times."

I like that the person eating this catastrophe took the time to name their new creation. I also think that The Struggle Flakes sounds like a terrible Alt-J knock-off indie-rock band.

"Today I learned that my roommate leaves the plastic on crab sticks when cooking them..."

Who doesn't love a good, healthy dose of plastic in their noodle soup? It really adds that carcinogenic taste that so many people crave in their food!

"Roommates dinner of 'potato dip.' Mashed potatoes with turkey and cheese, topped with barbeque chips and boiled egg."

Look, I can kind of see some sliver of logic going into this, but the boiled egg on top...I mean, what the hell happened there. I dread to think how much gas you would produce after eating this Russian doll of nonsense.

Kill It With Fire...

This is proof that not all combinations of breakfast foods work well together. Cereal and toast are giants of the culinary world, but together they are a hot mess that stings the eyeballs to look at!

"My roommate is just the worst kind of person."

I think that it might be time to start looking for a new roommate. Also, when it comes to a pie like this, what kind of animal doesn't like the crust anyway?!

"My new roommate takes eggs out at random."

I like the idea that he is adding an element of chaos to this mundane task. The eggs have no idea when they're for the chop, this attitude spices up their final days!

"My roommate said she was making mac n cheese, I said we didn't have milk or butter, she said, 'F*** it, I'm making it anyways!'"

This looks like the driest meal that I have ever seen, even more so than a well-done steak with no sauce. One other person pointed out, "You can use some of the pasta water to thin it, works better than nothing."

"Do I just throw out the whole roommate?"

I really do not like that the paper covering looks kind of wet around the area that has been torn out. I cannot emphasise enough how much I do not want to ever meet this person's roommate.

"My roommate threw out an entire pack of fresh strawberries because, 'One of them didn't look good.'"

What a horrific waste of strawberries! They look incredibly fresh as well, aside from the fact of them being in the bin of course.

"I bought a fifteen pack of popsicles. One of my roommates appears to have gotten to them, despite me explicitly telling them not to!"

What kind of lowlife steals another man's popsicle? Also, the fact that they took a single bite and then put it back is even worse somehow!

"My roommate was gonna put this on a plate with A1 sauce."

Maybe they just like their chicken to be a little on the "rare" side. I cannot say that I like my chicken rare though, I like being alive and not writhing in agony too much.

"My roommate's pork belly wrapped with his shoe laces."

I just hope to God that they washed the shoelaces before and after doing this at the very least. Although, it would be funny to see someone walking around with pork-flavored shoelaces, dogs would be all over them!

"My roommate was really high playing video-games and forgot he was boiling eggs."

Forgetting eggs is one thing, but was he really going to just eat eight boiled eggs one after the other? That is a lot of eggs for one man to consume in one sitting!

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