30 People Who Encountered Some First Class Jerks

As someone else pointed out, he was probably about to hit this poor girl with the classic, "I'm listening to this really indie band called Led Zeppelin you probably haven't heard of it." She really dodged a sad boi bullet here.

I think that this sort of thing may actually be classed as a war crime? Also, if she had all of the marshmallow bits in one single bowl for her breakfast then I will be amazed if she isn't sick by lunchtime.

I do not think that this is a problem with the general act of trying to sell a microphone, more a problem with the specific act of trying to talk to Salvador. Salvador does love 3 pm though that's for sure.

And yes, that license plate does say, "What is zero emissions," because the person who owns this is apparently the funniest person on the planet. What a colossal asshat, why would you ever even need a car that looks this impractical and hideous?

It was suggested that this person should get an automatic feeder for their cat, however, someone with bad experiences in this area added, "Mine goes mentally unstable if there's an auto feeder. Believe me I've tried. He just sits in front of it literally all day and night waiting for it to start whirring."

And so they just decided to leave it there after the fact? The idea of looking at your nail protruding from an elevator button and thinking, "Yeah, you know what, I'll leave that right there for someone else," is beyond insane.

Maybe the person who left this note was worried that it was the mystery surrounding how the scratch got there that would be the worst thing of all? Although, I can probably imagine that it was the big piece of paintwork missing from their car that was the most annoying part.

This person's step dad was clearly not in his best mind when he made this decision; however, the fact that a person's mind in any condition thought that this was the right course of action baffles me to my core.

I mean, who on Earth would possibly think that it was a good idea to post all of your flight details on the internet? This prank is just so needlessly cruel as well, what even is the point of it?

I could not be having that, this is abominable behavior. Also, do people really keep their Doritos in the fridge and not just in a cupboard? Have I been storing Doritos wrong for all of these years? My eyes have been opened.

A person with a similar story delightfully wrote, "Worked in a bakery with a guy whose arms were hairier than a gorilla's. He had a fully shaved head. Shaved to the skin. He was required to wear a hair net over his shiny scalp but being elbow deep in the dough [was] totally acceptable."

It is not even as though they can say that there was no note about the milk situation. No matter how much you try and work out a strategy to get an annoying roommate to help out, they can always find a way to let you down.

Sure, you could just cut the tape off, although one person did suggest, "Take the temperature and the second it goes over shut down the work place and sit outside until the Labour board arrives. Then let them call the boss and he can come up with a solution to cool the workplace. That way it costs him at least a whole day of productivity and expenses for trying to save a few hundred a month."

Okay, this could be one of the most horrific things that I have ever seen. Stealing is bad enough as it is, but to steal from a charity box at a free zoo is just the lowest of the low.

What is even more annoying is that over half of the colors that are in this abysmally filled box are duplicate colors. What an absolute scam! I know that kids lose markers faster than the speed of light but this is ridiculous.

I like to save a bit of money here and there as much as the next person, but this is just needlessly annoying. Also, at least put the bits that you have snapped off into a bag and put them in the bin or something!

""Had my 1st music gig since my city reopened after 6 months no gig income. A guy interrupted my set to give me this 'tip,'" the person who posted this wrote. I would now be planning what I could do to mess with his business.

I dread to think about how she will eat that burger, leaving it with half uneaten I would imagine. The person who posted this went on to write that the reason was that her "Hands were washed, however shutting off the faucet required contact which...undid the washing."

The person who uploaded this explained that. the package had indeed been impaled on the spike as the picture suggests! They also mentioned that they had given some bad feedback for the delivery, which seems a little harsh really, don't you think?

Yes, but you can hear how much they really want someone to still put their phone on the conveyor belt! Listen to the detail in the description of how the phone will be destroyed, they want to destroy some phones so badly!

It seems as though they may have some problems with the drainage in their sink, just call it a hunch. Also, to add even more wonderfulness to this horrific situation, this person did go on to add, "[It] smells like dead rats."

Other people were quick to share what asinine things that thieves had broken into their cars in order to steal. My favourite tragic tale was: "[I] had the same thing happen but they took my Mt Dew and Hot Pockets."

In the future there will probably be some sort of law against this type of thing. It will go against the "cruelty to technological devices" laws. If you listen closely, you can hear this defenceless phone screaming for help, help that will never come.

Just get the biggest cups that you can get and devour them all in a single sitting. I mean, you will regret it massively a few moments after you finish them, but that's all part of the fun of it!

If you have two jars that look so similar, and have similar-looking contents, right next to each other then what else can you expect to happen. I wonder if this person gave their dog the dog-biscuit-flavored coffee that they had made?

How entitled, or just generally ignorant, do you have to be to think that this sort of behaviour is okay? People who does this should be banned from ever flying again. Sure, it's a harsh punishment, but it is earned!

The person who posted this explained: "Someone dropped a big pile of spaghetti on the ground at the Newark airport and walked away. It sat there for hours because it's the Newark airport." I thought that spaghetti was photoshopped in at first, but clearly not!

I do not know why you felt the need to deface this natural landscape Jeff, presumably because you are just a knob of the highest magnitude, but I hope that you stub your toe every day for the rest of your life. Yeah, I went there.

I mean, I don't exactly hate flat Coke, but I can't say that I would want my fridge to be constantly full of half-empty bottles of flat Coke! One genius suggested, "Get a funnel and pour all of them into the one bottle. Make him responsible for consolidating."

They should just deactivate the accounts of anyone who does this sort of thing. Also, who looks at a piece of graffiti like this and thinks, "Yeah, you know what, I am going to go and follow this guy! He seems pretty cool!"