Life's no fun without taking a risk or two, but the nature of risks means you don't always walk out with rewards. Not to mention some risks are far...riskier than others.
The people on this list don't seem to care, though. They're taking risks left, right, and center. It's a high-octane lifestyle that looks, and is, dangerous, meaning they sometimes come back worse for wear.
This seems like a long-con murder plot. Poorly applied sunscreen today could mean cancer tomorrow.
I aspire to be as chill as this guy. Huge life-altering disaster? No biggie, already over it.
Is it okay to be worried about both? I'm now very worried about both, though I didn't think goose occupation would ever be something I'd have to worry about.
Time to never trust another stool as long as I shall live. That's not a type of pain I'm looking to experience.
At least all you have to show for it is a torn-up shoe, right?
Trusting other people to read anything at all is a tall order. At least it's their own fault if they don't.
Note to self, if I start sneezing while driving, pull over.
That sucks for you and your house, but imagine how the tree feels! It was the one struck by lightning!
That spider is an agent of chaos. It wants nothing but to cause destruction and misfortune, as much of it as possible.
Well, a truck has an engine behind it, your bike has a you. Some more leg work and you'll be able to rip right through that stuff.
If I were a budding house burglar, I think a massive snake wrapped around a door handle would scare me off better than a camera.
You know they were real desperate to let them know because they wrote it on an envelope. Kudos for watching out.
These cable LEDs really aren't all they're advertised to be. Not bright, they get way too hot, and they short out other things in the house!
This is a great outlook to cling to during your bad days. It could always be worse!
For them to leave the method of destruction behind feels like adding insult to injury. Also, how did that scooter even get there?
You can say that all you want, I'm still going to crawl out now just in case you're lying to me and yourself.
This is too precarious to feel thrilling, now it's just frightening and slightly nauseating.
Did someone hammer it into your tire as some sort of revenge? Because there's no way you just ran over that.
Nerve pain? That chiro is going to recommend you come right back, he's sure he can fix it.
Such tiny little pins, such an immense amount of pain, doubled when you remember you have to take them out.
This shot is almost cinematic, which really solidifies its real-world scariness.
I also didn't know concrete was corrosive, and I have a feeling this information will save me in the future, so at least your injury helped someone else!
Well now how am I supposed to be able to make a fun little joke when the uploader already made the best one in the title?
And next year, for the entire month of June, you'll wrap yourself up in a suit of bubble wrap and not leave your bed even once.
Cool, a new fear's been unlocked! I will never use earbuds again!
People talk about the odds of being struck by lightning to mean really slim chances, but this has to be even less likely than that, right?
I'm somehow impressed that someone managed to drive over 10 miles without realizing they were on fire. On fire! How do you not know?!
At least he's on the brake pedal, something that can withstand being stomped on if need be.
Forget the fact that it's under a urinal, food on a stadium floor alone probably collects enough bacteria to start its own microbial zoo.
Effectiveness not guaranteed, but pain sure is.
