Everyone loves surprises! Well, a lot of people can't stand surprises, but that's not why we're here today damn it!
So, from people who sold ham in the most unsettling shapes to individuals who hid faces in the strangest of places, here are 29 surprises that we didn't expect.
I know that it is just salami, but there is something about this that is really creeping me out and would probably put me off eating it.
Their skin now looks kind of like a very painful form of camouflage. What did their wife apply the sunscreen with, an etch-a-sketch?
Someone needs to have some very stern words with the person who came up with this idea.
I mean, at least the crocodile thing looks happy about its current setup, so that is definitely something.
Don't put your privates where you wouldn't put your head, and that's advice to live your life by.
They're pretty adorable actually, and great for all occasions! Well, maybe not all occasions.
I can imagine that the teacher must have been somewhat alarmed when they saw what this kid had drawn. It looks more like a family execution.
Oh no Spongebob, what have they done to you? I dread to think what Squidward looks like.
I feel as though I can just hear Mario's breathing intensifying at the sight of this.
If those bars are meant to stop people breaking into this house through those windows then this kind of defeats the purpose. It looks pretty cool, though so that's something!
Well, I have found the cake that I will be having every birthday for the rest of my life. Simply delicious.
So you could say that they're Danny DeVoted to him?
Christ, I felt that one, sorry about that.
I can imagine that they sold out of these pretty damn quick, even with that missing apostrophe.
Someone with a similar experience added, "Reminds me of the time my old boss needed to post something in the store that was sent in an email but she couldn't figure out how to print it. So she took a photo of the email on her phone, emailed the photo to herself, printed the photo of the email, and posted that on the bulletin board."
I thought that someone had finally had the courage to make a fried-chicken flavor ice-cream for a moment there! Damn it, step up Ben & Jerry, you cowards!
Any Power Puff girls reference is a good reference in my book, and this is by no means the exception to that rule.
This looks like something out of Alice In Wonderland, I keep expecting it to open its eyes and start telling riddles.
I wonder what the inspiration behind this was, if there was one? Perhaps someone came out with that just...well, because!
I feel like this is almost quite good, but there is just something about the perspective that makes it wildly creepy.
Well, at least no one would be unsure as to where your brand loyalties lie while you're wearing these!
Nope, I cannot say that I have any idea what this metallic alien thing is meant to be.
Ah yes, the perfect backdrop for a lovely wedding photo! Who wouldn't want this?!
I like the idea in theory, but I'd never put something that I was drinking from near the bottom of my shoe!
In hindsight, they should probably just have left it how it was, shouldn't they?
What a lovely bit of modification they've done here! Who says you should leave stuff like this to professionals?!
I wonder if this has a "sneeze" function as well? Just to make cooking even more exciting!
This is harder to read than a Dan Brown novel. Not because it's complicated, just because it's poorly put together.
Why would anyone ever want these hellish things staring over them while they're using the toilet?!
I bet that the acceleration and top speed of this monstrosity are absolutely abominable.
