Sometimes all it takes to stop bad situations from happening is to think them through and nip them in the bud before they get ahead of themselves. Unfortunately, not many of us can think beyond the moment and will just do what feels right, regardless of the consequences.
These are their stories.
*cue Law & Order theme song*
I put a lot of sympathy into that bird before I realized it was knitted, so now I've got all these leftover emotions and I have no idea what to do with them.
Realistically, whenever I make food and it falls short of my standards, I just slap three slices of processed cheese on top of it and call it a day.
I really couldn't tell you if this was AJ's idea or if Walmart De Pere just really wanted to appeal to the younger demographic, and frankly, it doesn't matter.
This kid who appears to be traveling through the backwoods of a young adult adventure novel. Seriously, kid, how did this even happen?
That poor dog didn't even hit the water before the regret set in.
I mean, I don't think anybody really thinks through rock climbing before they do it. Then again, I assume everybody does it freehand like Tom Cruise in the opening scene of Mission: Impossible II.
They say you shouldn't look a gift horse in the mouth, but you should probably at least check to make sure it's actually a horse.
On the plus side, if she was game for it, it's possible this was the beginning of a beautiful relationship the likes of which the world has never seen before.
I think my worst one was the time that I wrote up a report about a coworker and then, instead of sending it to my boss, sent it to the coworker. That was a tough one. He just replied "Neat."
See what I did there with the being hilarious? But seriously, don't steal things. It's rude.
In Pakistan, they're actually primarily known as a garment manufacturer. That's why they've got their brand name on absolutely everything.
On the other hand, you could probably make some decent snitch money by taking that sign down and just going with it.
Because technically doing something is almost always better than actually doing it well.
Forgetting the lid and everything else that came after was just the aftershock of that first bad decision. No, sir, it's all Girl Guide cookies and soda for me. That may sound like a joke, but that's literally what's on my desk right now.
I'm guessing that this just got left on the stove for about a decade, but even then, I have all sorts of questions about what happened.
I imagine that the joke wore off after about a minute.
But seriously, if you don't know what you're doing cutting down a tree, your first step should be to not cut down a tree. Seems simple enough.
And I mean that literally. Because's there's a wall right in front of your face and laundry baskets aren't exactly known for their steering.
Then you're just realizing you've committed yourself to a lifetime of debt over a piece of paper that makes you qualified to feel smug toward everyone else.
Frankly, this kid is going places. Probably to his room without supper, but that's still places.
Granted, I know less about cars than I do about cooking, so maybe this is actually the best practice. I sure doubt it, though.
This could also be footage from my wedding after we played "Cotton Eye Joe" for the 16th time. Because in our family, we don't know much, but we sure know how to party.
And hey, it's just a pinkie. You can get by fine without one of those if worse comes to worse.
When people say find a girl who can do both, you get to decide what the "both" means.
