16+ People Who Just Realized That They’re Dating A Dummy

This one's a little understandable. Sometimes things seem smaller when you're farther away.

And sometimes, things are smaller than you expected no matter how far you're standing. Funny, hmm?

This reminds me of the time that SOMEONE thought that the black silk rope I bought was for 'tying down mattresses on top of the car.'

When this woman (5'2) asked her husband (6'4) to put up a mirror for her, he kinda put up the mirror for himself instead.

But we know all about that kind of selfishness, right?

What's the best way to spice up engagement photos? Apparently, it involves dropping your engagement ring down a gopher hole.

But I wouldn't know what to look for. Never seen any jewelry like that before.

A husband caught his wife eating 'Christmas cookies' that, unknown to her, were actually dog treats.

I wonder if he told her the truth. I sure wouldn't.

This woman told her husband that there was "so much Sodium in this drink that they had to write OMG instead of a number."

Obviously in this case, OMG stands for "Only Men Get to decide how much sodium is in this"

Ever get yourself trapped in a situation that is entirely your own fault?

Really Karen? Never?

This woman told her husband she was going to make Thanksgiving dinner, and managed to burn the cook book itself in the process.

SOME people are like King Midus, expect instead of turning everything they touch to gold, they turn everything they touch to a literal dumpster fire.

This man really regrets taking his girlfriend fly fishing now, I'll bet.

I had SOMEONE take me camping once. He didn't catch a single fish, likely because fish are intuitive enough to know evil when they see it. They can smell it in the forest air.

This man asked his wife why she had bought plates that said "oh my oh," and she kindly told him to flip the plate around so that it said "Ho Ho Ho."

Someone I know is also quite good at turning 'Ho' into 'Oh'.

This woman called her boyfriend to alert him that the 'helicopter light' had gone off in their car.

I guess this is better than telling my ex to "turn on his indicator" and him going "my what?"

One man got a text from his girlfriend that read "why do we have an action figure of Jesus?" accompanied by a photo of his Star Wars Qui-Gon Jinn toy.

Ah yes, we learned this in Sunday School. The Father, The Son, and The Power of the Force.

One husband asked his wife to pick up bleach while she was out, and she managed to come back with a product that was 0% bleach.

Some people are so dumb that it must take, like, hard work.

This woman told her husband to let their dog back in his crate after he was outside, and she came back to something, er, different.

It's important to remember that sometimes people use up their intelligence for the day, so by the time the sun has gone down, they have none left.

"My boyfriend sent me this with a text that said 'I swallowed tweezers'" this woman writes.

Honestly, not the dumbest thing I've seen today.

This girlfriend had a rather alarming reaction to thinking that she had lost the game Connect 4, though I think someone should probably remind her how it's played.

One man was asked by his wife why their car 'smelt like burning', until he pointed out that she had driven twenty miles with a push broom attached to the bottom.

Part idiocy, part innovation?

When this guy sent him a picture of his new truck, she asked him why it had a little Waffle House in the back.

Again, perspective matters kids.

When this man asked his girlfriend to send him a photo of how cracked her iPhone screen was, she sent him this screenshot from the phone itself.

Needless to say, not the most helpful.

When you buy your daughters matching shirts that say 'be unique' your kind of missing the, uh, point?

"My girlfriend sets a timer on her phone when she goes to sleep instead of an alarm," this boyfriend writes, "Pure psychopath behavior."

Ohhh, that's where the converter went.

"My wife complained that there was no code on this scratch ticket," this husband says, "Roast her please."

One woman handed this to her husband and said proudly "I found your guitar sheet music!"

Maybe he married for money?

When you order things online, it is really important to read the fine print. This husband learned that the hard way.

"What happens when your wife puts the dog bed in the washing machine," this man wrote, "Dog's got no bed now. Figures."

This wife takes photos of what she's doing at work everyday for her husband, but apparently no one explained to her what screenshot means.

"This is how my wife decided to open her new chord," this man shares, "Not SUPER effective I must say."

Anyone whose husband cuts an avocado like this needs marriage counselling.

"My girlfriend texted me this photo and asked if it was an HDMI chord," this man writes, "In case you ALSO didn't notice, it says HDMI right on it."

Apparently this husband packed his wife a sandwich like this "to keep the cheese fresh."

You know what? Maybe being single is the way to go.

"This is what my husband did when I asked him to put away the leftovers," this wife shares, "What the actual frick is he thinking?"

"This is what happens when my husband tries to make cookies," this wife writes, "He cooks them on a cooling rack."

I don't know what I'd do if my husband brought me back leakage pads instead of period pads. Buy the proper ones? Divorce him? Depends on my mood really.

Don't give me that look—packaging is hard!

"This is what happens when I leave the house," this woman shares, "My boyfriend tries to do the dishes."

"When your girlfriend goes off to get firewood and comes back with this," one man writes, "At least she's ambitious?"

"My girlfriend said she was going to set a reminder on her phone" this man writes, "Turns out, she meant an actual written reminder."

Some of us could get by with a little help from our friends.

One husband found this box in his freezer, and now has to explain to his wife that this isn't quite what freezer bags are for.

At least they'll be, um, chill?

This woman's husband asked her if the thing they were looking at was a Texas Longhorn. Needless to say, he didn't see anything like that again for a long, long time.