16+ People Who Were Presented With A Whole World Of Possibilities

You know, when it's spelled out like that it almost sounds weird. But the guy is happy, the duck is happy and the dogs are happy. Let's not read too much into it.

I wouldn't recommend treating your phone that way, but it's almost worth it to get some of that free juice from the subway network. Take that, local transit commission.

I guess pizza chains have turf wars. This Domino's has shut down Papa John's and seems to think Pizza Hut is next. But what's their gameplan if a Little Caesars rolls into town?

Fake eyelashes aren't exactly easy to take on and off. But by affixing them to something that can easily be swapped out, you can change your look on the go — and baffle your friends who wonder where your eyelashes went.

This might look somewhat horrifying, but this mascot creature has a song to sing, and no wardrobe issues are going to stop it from singing about whatever mascots sing about.

When you set your camera timer, you're just asking for photobombers to get involved with your carefully planned pic. This dog saw an opportunity, didn't hesitate and totally stole the show.

In the world of landscaping, there's a certain hierarchy. There are your grunts who can barely be trusted, your healers who administer potions to dying grass, and then your tanks (seen here).

Who knows who this guy is, but I'll bet he has a weird way of intersecting with historical figures and gives a terribly awkward interview. Knows a lot about shrimping though.

If the customer is always right, I'm waiting in this washroom until an employee comes in and thoroughly scrubs my hands. It's a jerk move, but the place practically guarantees it.

This guy sees Apple's $999 stand and has answered with something virtually unbeatable. In the tech industry, this kind of visionary is known as a disruptor of the paradigm.

When you get dressed up, don't you kinda just wish you were wearing PJ pants and housing a bag of Doritos? Well, you're in control of your own destiny.

Sure, you could look at this pic and think it encapsulates fragile masculinity. But if you're 5'11" and want to look like you're 6'6", what other choice do you have?

The best part about taking notes in class is that your prof never knows exactly what's on your screen. You could take notes, or you could get in touch with your artistic side.

You can get that flatscreen look for an unbeatable price if you're okay with having a big CRT TV butt intruding into the next room. Just make that one the guest bedroom.

First they give us detachable controllers, then crazy cardboard VR creations, and now some hyper-realistic game that apparently revolves around pyromania? There's no excuse not to go out and buy a Switch now.

Sure, this would be a dumb move for an escaped convict. But for the nervous sort who needs to feel protected, it's the best way to ensure that the authorities are always looking out for you.

Looking at it one way, the guy on the right was totally upstaged by a tree. But looking at it another way, that's some nice work by the tree to work its way into the spotlight.

We all know how insane the markups are on movie theater popcorn and soda. This girl clearly paid movie theater prices for bulk snacks, and now she'll never have to leave her seat.

You've blocked their number and yet they still manage to leave you a million voicemails. Now they know where you pee.

Kudos to the person being creative in their bathroom graffiti.

At least for the person whose driveway someone keeps thinking is a good place to park their motorcycle.

But the illusion is spot on. It's actually a mastiff, which means it's time for our yearly reminder not to shave double-coated dogs.

Did the retweet result in some extra luck?

Also, does the frozen pizza cost $115 or the badger? Asking for a friend.

This image's caption notes that they get funny looks when driving down the street. If that dog's name isn't Chewbacca, then they're doing it wrong.

Some pet portraits are nice but don't quite capture the dog's personality. Not this one. This one is the best.

Who needs a fancy dinner when you've got blue box mac and cheese and a bottle of wine? Eating directly from the pot gives bonus points.

I give them credit for not naming names, assuming that the driver didn't dash off before providing their insurance info.

I really can't stand spending money on pre-ripped jeans, but this is a pretty clever solution for when you need two hands and there's no table nearby.

True, a parent needs to teach their kids to be careful, but accidents happen and this is a handy way to inform bad parkers that they get too close at their own risk.

It's the only explanation for the ghostly apparition between those two men.

Seriously, though, I hope he's layered on an entire bottle of sunscreen.

Evidently the waiter reached into the wrong fortune cookie barrel. If they'd just grabbed a "Stick with your wife" cookie instead, this whole awkward situation could have been avoided entirely.

One of these chickens is not like the others, and the reason for that is that one of these chickens is a straight-up dog. Still, seems to be working out well for everyone.