I'm sure you're aware that everyone can make a mistake from time to time. Heck, I'm not sure who's making a bigger mistake right now—me writing this article or you reading it.
Either way, it doesn't really matter. All that truly matters is that you enjoy each and every screwup that pops up on your screen. Because if it didn't happen to you, it's almost always funny.
At this point, I would just cancel Christmas, because ain't nobody got time to restring 1,000 tiny bulbs only to take them down three months later.
Just kidding. Everyone knows that squirrels have brains the size of raisins, and probably just as shriveled. That being said, someone help him out! There is no way he'll be able to make it out on his own.
You can't always rely on your GPS. Sometimes, you just need to break out an old-fashioned map and just take your darn time.
I thought I wouldn't have to tell people that because it's just kinda common sense, yet here we are.
Not only is it messy, it's also hard to eat. Regardless, it's pretty impressive to watch.
I don't even have a kid and I know it's a bad idea to turn your head for one second, or even blink quickly. There is just so much that can go wrong in an instant.
Just apologize, buddy. You've really got no leg to stand on here.
And if you needed an explanation to follow that statement, here you go.
Sure, they're pretty, but they're also covered in diseases.
I mean, how could this even seem like a good idea?
You have to be fully aware of every single step you take or you could end up like this guy.
Obviously, I cannot be trusted with such things.
Just think of it this way: When in doubt, don't cut the stomach out.
Honestly, the only reason I keep my cat around is for the laughs. That fella is always getting into things.
Maybe then she would have been able to fix a few errors before the ink even hit her skin.
There is no way to safely yeehaw! Someone always gets hurt.
I mean, it's pretty useless now, isn't it?
