You know how a joke's great when you hear it for the first time, but then it kind of wears out its welcome soon after that? I think we all have at least one relative who doesn't know that, but this isn't about them.
Instead, this is about the power of the unexpected. And that's what I'm hoping these pics are, because they won't work as well if you see them coming.
Instead, they should have said the statue is alive so the kid will get weirded out every time he sees it.
I think that idea just made me an uncle.
My favorite is the other lady, though. We can almost pinpoint the moment where she realizes this is really happening.
Like, does he have some kind of master plan for two random, equally useless headphone wires or something? Is this some elaborate revenge plan?
What's his damage?
Even if the food smell was distracting kids, my answer would be something like, "Don't worry, it'll be gone soon."
I suppose only a human can casually plant themselves near the cinnamon rolls and make one disappear without changing their expression.
I think that little disclaimer at the bottom can just be shortened to "card has no value." Call it a hunch.
Plus, the vacation involves keeping yourself in a place where it's warm enough to meet all sorts of grumpy turtles.
I think we can call that a checkmate.
Bonus points if the niece ends up riding that one all day as soon as he gets it. That won't even be because she wants revenge.
It's just nature.
The look it's giving us seems to say, "I guess this is my life now. Everyone just has to be my chair for some reason."
You'd think the fact that it's blue would give it away, but the postal service is just getting really serious about mail fraud now.
Like, the pictures next to the knobs make sense in the car, but I keep expecting one to say "spin cycle" or something.
When people got hungover, did Jesus turn the wine back into water to help them deal? Oh wait, he probably just touched them or something and made it go away.
Sorry, stupid question.
I'd obviously hover ominously everywhere I went if I could, but I'm definitely gonna say "Am big boy!" whenever I want to make an entrance now.
Yes, it seems that even in-universe, the show can't stop making eerily accurate predictions.
They didn't forget to take that out, it's a sign.
Honestly, I expected a little more decorum out of xxxBadazzSnipah69xxx. He could learn a lot from more gentlemanly conduct like this.
Who wouldn't love to watch Judge Judy struggle to understand what Yu-Gi-Oh! cards are and why anybody would care about them?
I guess when something doesn't really mean anything to begin with, nobody really bothers to get rid of it.
Especially since it still probably didn't get a cookie out of the deal. It's like when I had to leave the arcade as a kid.
Personally, I'm holding out for the "stumbles into work despite desperately wanting to stay in bed" collection.
At least she's right that what's happening here definitely qualifies as goals. Just not for the reason she thinks.
Especially since I'm not entirely convinced the photographer didn't just kick this over themselves so they could get the photo.
Plugging this in feels like playing Operation, except that instead of buzzing a little, the game just burns your house down when you lose.
I figured that it just got caught in the car door, but that means the package is totally irrelevant.
Is it? Help.
You might give me a look, but all she needs to do is call it "phantom contouring" or something and she'll probably have a gaggle of followers.
