Let's talk about "the system" for a second, shall we? What is it? Where did it come from? Who's responsible for this?
Well, I don't know the answer to any of those questions, but I do know that if you say "the system" in a sentence, pretty much everybody knows what you're talking about, so let's not get into semantics.
The system sucks, everybody hates it, and these people are the heroes we need. How's that?
Apparently, this bar also owns the attached restaurant next door, but that doesn't fly with a bylaw that requires food to be served. At least if someone buys it, they're making a good chunk of change!
I mean, sure, the ring probably cost more than the dessert did, but they can do this repeatedly at every restaurant in the city. One ring. Many desserts. A lifetime of happiness.
And it shouldn't, either. Look at its little face! I dare you to try to look into those puppy dog eyes and say that it's not welcome somewhere. I don't trust anyone that could pull it off.
Okay, maybe not actually, but I'm sure that those inflated numbers have convinced a person or two that they need to get their eyes checked. I wonder what the numbers would look like if he really asked that question.
Don't we all? That is literally me 90% of the time when I'm at home. I'm glad he was able to pull it off because speaking from experience, it's a pretty legit way to live your life.
Raise your hand if you've been personally victimized by a rogue Lego. *raises hand* Just as I thought. This man is the hero we need.
Can you blame her? They're horribly expensive, and all of those plastic cups are terrible for the environment. This is revolutionary.
As an added bonus, you get to eat the delicious hand-shaped toast when you're done validating yourself, too. Snacks and validation are the way to my heart.
This is textbook reverse psychology. Even if it went poorly, his grade still would've been decent, so I'd say it was worth the risk.
It's about time someone stood up to this kinda silliness. It's as bad as asking someone what they want for dinner and getting hit with "I don't care."
Somebody should really let him know that paper plates exist. I bet his whole world would be flipped upside down.
Which is pretty impressive considering I didn't even know you could do that. I like how he was already right, but he just wanted to be double sure.
No one should be able to regulate water, that's absurd. Luckily, this place has figured out how to circumvent that.
Surely this dad knew that something was gonna go down while he was away, but I don't know if he expected his kid to come up with something so clever.
Parties are dope, who doesn't wanna party? Why let a silly little thing like a formal invite get in your way? Honestly, I can't believe that worked.
I hope it was a science test and he got bonus points for using a Mรถbius strip to take notes on because this is brilliant.
Why pretend that it's butter when all we care about is the taste (and how cheap it is)?
They can do whatever they put their minds to, OK? Frankly, these sea hounds put my one attempt to surf to shame. (It didn't go well.)
I mean, it's 2018 โ I can buy my own snacks. But if I'm going to see Shakespeare in Love at the classic movie marathon, you'd best believe this is my outfit.
The Snapchat game on this dude is only going to get better once he starts shaving half his face.
Probably got depressed after seeing some surfing dogs and realized she'd never be that cool. I know that feeling, fam.
I used to break my brain as a kid trying to figure out ways to ditch my parents and live in the toy department at Walmart.
No rent and you sleep wherever you want. Can I just go ahead and get reincarnated already?
Yo, if you want me to smile, bring me some pizza. Works every time.
It's tough to lose weight. It's also tough to get good at Photoshop. But all things considered, it's definitely easier to just doctor your photos.
This restaurant specializes in the kind of wings that get sauce all over your hands. But you can stay one step ahead of the sauce with these specialized gloves that come with every order.
Lots of people can legitimately say they briefly "died" when something caused their heart to stop, and this inmate is taking things to their logical conclusion. It's a shame for him that the judges didn't see things the same way.
Because of a recent ban on plastic shopping bags, people in Thailand have been scrambling to find things to put their groceries in. It seems like they're doing pretty well.
This is great. By simply mowing his lawn in a specific way, the owner of this house has made it perfectly clear how he feels about his neighbor. And unless his neighbor regularly looks at satellite imagery, they're none the wiser.
Even with the advent of online shopping, every boyfriend knows what it's like to spend an interminable amount of time in a mall while his girlfriend shops. This boyfriend deposit corner looks bare-bones, but anything's better than endless shopping.
This bar could find themselves in trouble if they advertised free beer and didn't deliver. But they've found a way to advertise free beer while guaranteeing that it won't be free. Well played.
Look, I don't know why you'd ever need a picture of your partner inside a dryer. But if you ever do need such a pic, take solace in the knowledge that it can be faked.
The customs agent who stamped this passport must have had an absolute blast in 2019, because apparently they're not willing to accept that a new year is upon us.
This granddad has a whopping ten grandchildren to ferry to and from school. Since cars don't have that much space, he's done the logical thing and bought a full-on school bus.
"I prepaid $7 in fuel & beat the system by ยข3," wrote the Redditor who posted this, the aptly-named u/morallycorruptgirl. She'd better watch out, because the police must be after her now.
Some guy punched a hole in the wall of a public washroom. Rather than fixing it, the proprietors framed it and titled it "Fragile Masculinity". Not only did they save on repairs, they may have created valuable art.
Soap dispensers have a way of accumulating soap gunk underneath. But when the soap dispenser by your sink has a tiny sink of its own, we all win.
The end result might not look pretty, but this deck of cards includes a blank, customizable card. You could use it to replace a lost card, or create an all-new card that guarantees victory.
If there's one thing I know about coyotes, it's that they'll go to elaborate lengths to catch their prey. This ski club is staying one step ahead of things by anticipating their every move.
Urinal users know that it's kinda gross to flush the urinal using their hands. This washroom offers a foot pedal to ensure that the only thing that gets gross is the soles of your shoes.
If you find a decently-sized mirror and play around with panorama mode, you too can create a creepy photo where mirror you and real you don't align.
This horse trailer is clearly not being used for horses. They're not even being secretive about the fact that they're transporting velociraptors down the highway.
I usually just resign myself to tears when I'm cutting onions, but if I followed this lady's example I could avoid the crying while looking like I'm about to hit the slopes.
This tip jar draws you in through the Friends reference. But, truth be told, the employees probably care more about tips than whatever happened with Ross and Rachel.
