If you think you're having a bad day, then you've obviously failed to ask literally anyone around you how their day is going. And if you did take the time to ask a stranger what's up, you just knew the response wouldn't be jolly.
I'm not a mind reader or anything — I just know that humans tend to focus on the negative. Unless something truly and hugely amazing happened to you that day, you'll always focus on the reasons why you shouldn't smile, because lord knows there's a lot of 'em.
Even if those are washable markers in those little hands, you just know some of that pigment is going to stain.
RIP, clean white car.
Apparently, snacks are not considered sacred in warmer climates. I guess we all gotta move to Antarctica before any other tasty treats are compromised by the heat.
Someone obviously doesn't know their microwave hacks and set their instant noodles to cook for a little too long. You'd think that packaged ramen wouldn't be that difficult to cook, but apparently not.
However, I do feel bad for that car owner, because we've all lost our keys at least once.
Now he has to spent his entire life seeing his food while he chews it, and that can't be fun.
Plastic is never oven-friendly, for obvious reasons of course. One of those reasons has got to be the fact that it's impossible to clean up.
Not only are flies gross, they are also dirty. I mean, they're just former maggots, and we all know where those come from.
You can't control the weather, so why try? Just adapt and overcome in the name of a full fridge.
You may think that they're just birds, but that's not true. They are pure rage in feathered form.
Unless you're fixin' to get electrocuted, I suggest you put down the light bulb and back away slowly.
This ice box has gone way overboard. Time to hit the dump and drop off some dead weight.
Honestly, I would run as far away from that mess as possible. An angry girl in Ugg boots should not be messed with.
Disrespect this savage cannot be tolerated in any relationship.
No wonder the fish is dead, the guy doesn't have a drop of water in that bag.
Fast food is not meant to cater to your obscure dietary restrictions or picky taste.
With a work ethic like that, I doubt you'll get in, but if you do, just know that college isn't cheap.
Golf carts are still a motorized vehicle, and you need to treat them as such.
Someone love Keith. He deserves love and respect.
If there are casualties on your way to work, then you're clearly dealing with a bad situation.
Now have fun cleaning up this mess and being late for work.
Maybe he could tie it around his waist like a sweater and no one will notice?
I'm not an auto body specialist, but this looks like something that may warrant a write-off.
Some days just don't start off right, and there's really nothing you can do about it.
