I don't know how some people do it, man. I'm over here grasping at straws like life handed me a bag of McDonald's drive-thru — no straws in sight!
Okay, so maybe that metaphor got away from me, but that's kinda the point! Some people just breeze through life with ease, and ya gotta respect 'em for that. So today, I figured why not gather up a bunch of the people who are actually killin' it out there — in the funniest ways possible, of course.
She's just goin' for it while on vacation! I'd be willing to bet some solid cash that she's able to drink those girls under the table.
Like, this is so simple and effective, I can't believe it hasn't been implemented in more places. I'm so sick of getting glued to the floor at theaters or wherever gross people are throwing it down.
So, at least they're polite about it. It'd be ten times worse to be cut off by someone whose licence plate read, "JERK4LIFE."
Have you ever noticed that Family Guy is basically one big metaphor for the rise and fall of the Roman empire? In this essay, I will...
I'm wondering where fish fit into this diagram. Like, I know they don't have feet, but does the water count as a house? Discuss.
But no matter where you get your inspiration from, if it works, it works! The effort alone is worth giving the phone back, right?
Not that sober you will have the same taste as drunk you, but it's the thought that matters here.
It's a give-and-take situation that you've really got to get into with yourself. Trust you, you'll thank yourself later.
Now I'm considering picking up a wax melter for this specific reason — not for whatever wax melters are used for.
Yeah, the force is strong with this one. In fact, that whole getup is enough to make the biggest nerds out there blush. Well done.
Normally, dressing your kids up like you is tacky at best and straight-up awkward at worst. This, though, actually makes it work.
And I've seen enough art out there that makes me think it's just a mistake that did happen. So take any opportunity you can to gas up your family, loud 'n' proud.
Normally, I wouldn't trust a Wolverine around a bird like that, but I've got a good feeling about this case. Party on, you two!
That is, until one dude drops a ton of "pick up four" cards and we start flipping the table.
But if we could all embody the spirit of this super cool kid, the world would be a better place.
I know this list is supposed to feature people, but how can you not talk about this absolute champion of a duck?!
In fact, these should pop up all over the place these days. Workplaces, libraries, any and all government-run buildings, really.
I always wanted to go the Fresh Prince route and say, "My two weeks' notice? Yeah, in two weeks, you gonna notice I ain't been here in two weeks."
And if that means Frankensteining a fake version of you so you can get out of the house, then go for it.
And honestly, who can blame them? That'd be a sweet volunteer gig, for sure! Count me in.
Sister Mary Givnofux here is literally living her best life. I've always wondered what Catholic Twitter would be like and now I assume it's lit.
Er, tater tot, I guess. You got to hand it to this mom — that's one hell of an observation. It's just so adorable and golden! The dog is cute, too.
But if you're craving half a box of Snickers out of the blue, you might wanna check, just to be safe.
It honestly takes just one time of sitting down with some Queen Bey to get super sassy. My girlfriend still doesn't let me listen to Lemonade after I bought that yellow dress :(
