It's okay to have high expectations for a vacation—after all, traveling is pretty darn expensive.
However, it's important that our expectations aren't unreasonable or simply unrealistic. Just because you're going for a girl's weekend in Vegas doesn't mean the airport security workers are going to treat you like a celebrity, you know?
Then, there's taking unrealistic expectations to an entirely new level. Only the most privileged among us have the ability to take ignorance to a level that sparks confusion and hilarity. These are the peeps you really don't want to travel with.
h/t: HuffPost, @HolidayComplain