Snark is one of my favorite forms of humor. It's often clever while being just a bit more acidic than regular sarcasm.
There's a sense of a last resort, a deep sigh of resignation in realizing that politeness, logic, or even sarcasm won't get your point across correctly. Sometimes, it's passive aggressive, but it definitely leans toward the aggressive side.
But it's always hilarious.
Otherwise, why would someone go out of their way to get a custom sign made when a standard "NO PARKING" would usually be enough?
Admittedly, I've never been one for coloring books or pages. I've always been more of a doodler when I need to relax and end up giving up before finishing the coloring.
It's a fairly common law these days. I also imagine how many smokers complained about the rule before the snark became earned.
Does it suck to have to listen to fire alarms all day? Yep, but wouldn't you rather they work than find out the hard way that they're busted?
Kudos to the grammar nerd for undercutting them.
What can I say? I enjoy a good, snarky pun.
This sort of container is actually good to have, because batteries should be disposed of properly, but are the sort of thing that often gets tossed in the trash anyway.
Like, the person asking the question probably knew she couldn't literally do their homework for them. Why'd she need to make it personal?
I just asked Alexa the same thing, and she just told me not to cheat, but she could help with a few questions. Less fun.
You know what? I kind of like that the programmers gave her a bit of personality. Alexa is pretty boring.
Sometimes "smart" features are unintentionally hilarious when they trigger at the wrong time.
Apparently, it would take this person more than 16 days to walk to Hell, Michigan. The more you know...
Checks were needed in the days before debit cards, since most people don't carry around the kind of cash needed for car repairs or other large expenses. Nowadays, they're just as antiquated and inconvenient as a cassette tape.
Personally, I think this is an insult to sci-fi, which at least tries to be plausible. I would have shelved it in the fantasy section, right next to Discworld.
I guess we know where their office's opinions fall on that particular controversy.
This definitely falls on the softer end of the snark spectrum, but I'm sure visitors get grumbly when there isn't an animal to see.
The adults anyway. Kids love construction vehicles.
Even if you do read the washing instructions for new clothing, it's easy for it to be forgotten. By making this one memorable with a bit of humor, you're more likely to actually follow the advice.
Personally, I think it's hilarious.
However, the button doesn't actually cause the door to open itself, which apparently many people were unaware of.
I mean, assuming there was no damage or debris near the kitchen, there's no reason they couldn't be open while the issue was sorted out. They'd probably have more customers just for the novelty.
You can almost heat the rimshot after that joke. The old-school emoticon just adds to it.
I have never related to a horoscope so much in my life. No beating around the bush. Just telling it like it is.
My kind of style.
You just hold them between your fingers and go on with them.
And if you're struggling, well, I guess there's always a fork around or your hands?
Thankfully, I never had to figure out a senior quote for my yearbook. But if I did, this would totally be the vibe I would go for.
Even though the snark and sass is real on this highway sign, it's for a good cause!
This was how all of us signed off on MSN Messenger back in the day.
I don't understand the purpose of it for a license plate, but it's pretty snippy and sassy for purposes of this article.
I don't care what they label these shows — it's not going to stop me from watching them.
And if you've never watched Laguna Beach, I highly recommend.
Can you guess what sign this person might be just from the quote?
This Twitter user was really asking for it when they added the letter "e" to the end of "pop."
Major points goes out to the Twitter user who replied for how well their clapback worked out.
What if this person is really from the future? Would they not be allowed to continue to fill out their information?
There is seriously no excuse for littering, but if you were honestly thinking about it and came across this sign, I would hope it would change your life.
They know exactly what kinds of people would mark up their bathrooms.
They must really make those bathroom graffiti punks feel small!
Hey, someone's gotta tell him!
I hope when I'm older my sass level increases by at least 80 points.
What a smart intelligent system Siri is. She's sharp and quick, too!
I wonder what she thought of the Game of Thrones finale?
They're telling it like it is, and any company that does that same has my business.
I would give this student an A+ just for how they thought outside of the box to write about thinking outside of the box!
But it can also result in people insisting they have cancer because Google said so.
It's delightfully clear with only one recognizable logo and not other text required. If you piss here the cameras will see, and you will be embarrassed on the internet.
