24 Mistakes No One Will Ever Forget

That being said, getting the custom plate and self-deprecating decal were also financially unwise, so I don't think they've learned their lessons quite as well as they'd like to think.

It's honestly a very, very good thing that there aren't any Cinnabon shops within walking distance of my office. Let me tell you, when I worked at the mall, it got to be a serious problem.

Really, this whole thing is just a mess. I'm starting to think they just used a stock image of a bar graph. That's gotta be what happened.

They haven't trusted us since Old Yeller, and frankly, I don't blame them. We're just lucky they haven't figured out how to use guns.

Hold on, did this person seriously put the pie tray underneath? Or is the pizza just levitating, David Blaine style?

That's why I never actually fill the moat around my house. That would be way too expensive. But I just like knowing there's a moat there, y'know?

And boy, is it truly a sight to behold. The only problem is that nobody wanted to win that competition because everybody wanted this medal instead.

Like, she knows her phone well enough to keep what appears to be an extra battery pack in her purse, but then she just stares into the camera lens. You're doing great, Linda. Never change.

That's not really a thing. I don't know why I said that like it is.

Just ask the person you're beefing with to hold a board for you and then "accidentally" miss.

Because it looks to me like you accidentally captured the greatest picture of a dog ever taken. That's what it looks like to me.

But also, more specifically, I absolutely haven't nailed down the proper etiquette for walking past people. It's a nightmare. That's why I've taken to just skulking through the bushes instead to avoid human contact.

It's really not the milk mix-up that makes this so unforgettable, it's the lactose-fueled Charmander that really puts the icing on the cake.

That being said, it's nice to just kind of find your center and get grounded sometimes. Like, it's good to know that you're actually here, and not just astral projecting or something.

I feel like I'd be fine with this if it wasn't for the little sprig of mustache. Somehow that's putting me over the edge.

Either way, whether they're in China or Brazil, those hornets are still way too close to me.

Although, really, if you're going to take eye makeup advice from anyone, it should be a cyclops. They've only got one chance to get it right, so you know that their brow and lash game is on point.

I mean, in the swan's defense, if you handcrafted me a beak, I'd probably do the same thing. But I'd also be dealing with a lot, like the fact that I now have a beak, for instance.

I just heard him snort. This is a good start. And...yep, he just said "Lolol, no effs given." I'd call this a successful mission.

Which is probably for the best. Because boy, would my search history ever be dicey.

That's the most relevant TV culture reference I could think of. I'm way too behind on Game of Thrones to know what would make people mad.

The only way this could be "better" would be if the 1-800-HURT-NOW guy were driving the car.

I'll tell you thought, peeling this off would be so satisfying!

This confuses the heck out of me!

Weird flex, but ok.

I know, I'm just trying to make sense of this design error.

Elmo's had enough tickling, I guess!

Where their weeks are 9 days?

Sometimes I really wish there were more days in the week...

I mean, people sure will remember this bus advertisement! So maybe it's genius marketing.

Instead, they received 750ml of whisky barrel-aged soy sauce.

It does sound delicious!

Talk about a design fail!

Even though spatulas are made to cook food in frying pans, they're not made to actually be cooked.

Or maybe it's a bench that's supposed to get your butt wet. I don't know how they do things in Europe.

Or, again, maybe that's just how they do things in Europe. I don't really get "culture."