Honestly, I prefer the people who aren't afraid to throw a little shade from time to time. When you take all those negative thoughts and feelings and store them inside, it's not good for you. Letting it out is healthy.
But...
These people are sorta taking it to the next level. Take a look and ask yourself if you'd have the sheer courage to distribute this level of shade in your own life. And hey, if you think you're up to it...just make sure you post it afterwards.
The dedication of waking up (or staying up until?) 3 a.m., then grabbing the vacuum cleaner and running it around your ceiling? That's some epic revenge fantasy material.
Plot twist: The neighbor vacuums his floor at like 8 p.m., and this dude is just mean.
The mark of a real salty savage is that they'll spend time on it. Hey, as long as I'm stuck here stitching this stupid thing, might as well show my teacher how much of a waste of time this is!
But for real — you put your onions right next to the cat's food and water dishes? What exactly did you think was going to happen here?
Is this some sort of legendary troll who travels the world, tripping children and digging up onions? Or — and here's my other theory — is it not the same cat and I'm just reading too much into this?
But for a grandma to do this is pretty amazing, since she's way more likely to care about the first one. Hey, when you gotta get your Hogwarts on, I guess...
But thanks, Moe, it can always use a bit more salt.
And that dude is a top-tier Twitter savage himself, so I bet he appreciates it.
Joke's on you, broccoli — I'll be picking you out of my teeth in an hour.
I don't think I could say it any better myself. I might get that as my next tattoo.
Like, if an ice cream truck was coming down the street and he got himself a cone, this would get a movie adaptation green-lit ASAP.
Like, of course you said yes. We know you said yes. You've said yes at least four times already.
Take that, vegans. You know who you are. In fact, so do the rest of us, because you won't shut up about it.
Feel free to judge the book by who it's banging, though.
I feel like this would be hurtful out of the blue in July, right? Maybe?
This really sucks, because I used to like eating popcorn at the movies. He got me, too.
Put a real organ in it.
Hide your real lunch box in the back and let someone find the decoy.
Look for a new job on Craigslist (after you get fired).
After all, not only does it usually not help to hear you're "so close to number one," but I love how they also crossed out the other teachers' names.
I'm not sure whether that's because they don't count or because the kid thinks Mr. Westphal will fly into a jealous rage if he finds out who beat him.
I swear, my assignment was just as good five minutes later as it was in the exact moment it was due. But to this professor, all late assignments become the equivalent of cold McDonald's fries.
The uploader's dad apparently gave them this bag of peanuts after they got into an argument. The uploader is allergic to peanuts.
Yikes. I feel lucky to have never argued with my dad that intensely.
Because as lowkey horrified as I am by this move, there's still a little voice in my head saying, "Well, from a business standpoint..."
I'm also wondering if that second date was added in just because the customers didn't get what they were celebrating.
I'm also a little puzzled as to why they don't want the bike back when they cared about it enough to draw it.
Maybe they figure it's nothing without the little flag and lightning bolt. Or maybe they're willing to sacrifice it as long as the thief suffers eternally.
Since the second one sounds better when I growl it, I'm guessing that's the right one.
That said, I can't help but wonder if drawing the Joker's face next to it would be good for intimidating the customer into a bigger tip.
I also wouldn't be surprised if they're a dad because that's exactly the kind of thing mine would say if he drove a bus.
He'd be super proud of it, too.
Not only was she able to get an unexpected threat in, but she also has plausible deniability if they're gutsy enough to ask her about it.
And in this case, it's pretty clear that there was a super strong will to not go to prom with this kid.
If only I could do this to windows that just make me click "OK."
I know we like to clown on BMW drivers for not using their blinkers, but my wrath lies with Audi drivers. The day will come where I cut you off, then you'll know how it feels.
Being in any other house than my own for Christmas is stressful. Not only do I have to be nice, I have to be extra nice, it's Christmas!
If a PD is posting this, you know there's a problem. Roundabouts are, like, the most fun part about driving, how does everyone get it so wrong?
Maybe this was their first debit card theft, they were still too nervous to spend too much.
I'm less shocked about the car driving through the wall and more impressed they were still open a few days later.
Maybe he doesn't feel the need to take more standard pictures of you because he already thinks your so beautiful all the time! Maybe! Maybe!
I've never understood this. You're not all going to get off the plane first, I'm begging you to chill out and sit down.
The fact that I and a lot of other tenants can absolutely relate to this is kind of sad. If only we all had the same strength to be as passive-aggressive as this person.
If only it were this easy. You know she's gonna find a way to press something under the tape and will call you immediately after.
Was she a chestnut? Cuz she just got roasted. Wow I hated typing that, sorry.
Who's even the one throwing shade here? The daughter for that portrait? The mom for the recreation of the bad portrait? This has levels.
Suuure, that's what she told you I bet, but with kids you can never tell their true motivations.
Yikes. This hit of shame would keep me away from the doctor's office for a long while.
I actually really like this. It's efficient and clever, funny and effective. I don't think it'll stop your kids but it was a good effort.
May we all feel ashamed of our slight delayed reaction at every green light from here on out. Those honking with impatience are truly the ones in the right.
