15+ Wild Things That Caught Us With Our Pants Down

For the sake of our sanity, let's just assume they came from the art or drama departments and aren't actually the contents of somebody's secret crawlspace.

It's hard to tell whether this guy fell in here while trying something else that we'd never advise or whether this is the whole plan, but it's a hospital visit (at best) waiting to happen.

If nothing else, I suppose a lot of the people seeing this now have a name for the thing they want to take a flamethrower to.

I suppose it could be good for establishing your dominance over some harsh kingdom where it's always winter.

In any other context, however, it just seems like a good way to ensure nobody ever visits you.

Although bears can certainly look cute in a lot of situations, times like this make it very easy to remember what happens when they're not feeling friendly.

Granted, it's probably tough to tell where the dust ends and the web begins in this case.

Still, something has definitely gone wrong when the spiders can get away with building a bustling metropolis in your house.

If you claimed that somebody decided it would be a fun prank to put a giant microphone sheath over their friend's head, I'd have a hard time arguing with you.

Like, even if someone had the incredible misfortune of having this term for a last name, you'd think they'd realize it's best to bite the bullet and think of something else.

Wow.

This monstrosity is actually Eunice aphroditois, which is otherwise known as a Bobbit worm.

It's unclear how exactly it got that name, but these folks are pretty brave to hold it like this because it can bite hard enough to cut its prey in half.

If two smells were to team up and form some kind of hellish superstink, it's harder to think of a more effective combination than a dumpster and an unwashed bathroom.

This is only barely a step above sawing off the branch you're sitting on like they do in cartoons.

After all, it's not easy to face photographic proof that not only confirms this thing's existence, but that there's an imagination out there warped enough to create it.

For whatever reason, somebody decided to make a full body pillow that looks like a giant pig's foot.

The less we ponder the mystery behind that one, the better.

After all, not only does it seem to welcome any bugs or inclement weather right into our faces, but the same is also true of the engine.

The only person I can see being willing to get in this Mad Max deathtrap is the type to spray silver paint in their mouth and scream, "Oh, what a day! What a lovely day!"

That is, I suppose that it's better to see people squirm uncomfortably as they say, "Oh, I get it" than it is to listen to them scream in terror.

I can appreciate the theme and everything, but one of these is just a big spike. The longer someone wears this, the more likely it is that things will end badly.

But as soon as your eye drifts to the bottom right, bam! Suddenly, we've got a scorpion bigger than we even imagined was possible.

It's amazing how unfazed the cats are, though.

You can find this at the Open Air Museum in Vilnius, Lithuania. It's actually a maze with a toppled statue of Lenin in the center, which just adds to the creepiness.

I would like to see a video of how one gets the camel up there. Is it a walk-up apartment or was there a very awkward couple of minutes sharing an elevator with said camel?

Apparently, this isn't that uncommon a sight in Vietnam. There are so many empty fuel pods littered around that people turn them into useful things, like canoes.

Heck, most paint rollers can be screwed right onto a broom handle. It may be a bit awkward, but it's definitely safer.

Eventually, people will catch on and stop slowing down when they see the cut out. That's when you park a real cruiser there.

Imagine you're driving down a country road after dark with only your headlamps providing proper illumination. You turn a corner and suddenly THIS appears in the light.

Nope.

Sure, it represented power, but couldn't you be powerful and have a cushion?

But when I look at this... chair, I think I'd rather have the swords.

Just, like... why? What? How?

For some reason, the little face mask on the desk is extra disturbing.

That said, why would anyone want tattoos of super realistic cockroaches crawling up their back? Ugh.

I try not to judge other people's taste too harshly. Like, I may not share it, but who cares? But this I judge. I judge the person who made it and I really just the person who may have eventually spent money on it.

A novelty mug made to look like denim is funny. An entire set of dinnerware is an affront to good taste everywhere.

The explanation from the photographer doesn't help much:

"I don't know , my sister likes to play with dolls and apparently does weird stuff with them."

This reminds me of the time some police officers had to get into my parents' house (long story) and noted that the firewood pile made it stupid easy to get in the window of my bedroom.

This makes the firewood look secure.

It's unclear whether they simply forgot the bottle in the fridge or intended to leave it as a bizarre surprise.

At the same time, I'm not even sure that really tops the list of questions this picture inspires.

Squirrels, chipmunks, a particularly acrobatic skunk, sure. What you don't expect is to look up and find an entire family of toads staring down at you.

If my whole body is feeling an itching worse than even the most deviously designed sweater, I'm long past the point of caring about scaring the fish away.