10+ People Who Straight Up Missed The Memo

Communication can fall short on even the most attentive of ears. In some circumstances, you just aren't going to be able to get your point across, no matter how hard you try.

The reaction is fair— this is legit a breakfast emergency.

Once in a while, you meet someone out in public who is equally as confused about life as you are. Think of it as the universe playing matchmaker.

One word can make a whole lot of difference. An outfit change may be in order for this event.

Sometimes, you see things that restore your faith in humanity's intelligence.

Other times, someone on the internet discovers lettuce for the first time.

She should've kept this gag going. Then, when her extended family asks her about her career at Thanksgiving, she can tell them that she's the Assistant Regional Manager. Or Assistant to the Regional Manager. Either one.

She also bought groceries at S E P H O R A and picked up your meds at G U C C I.

Ah yes, that bop on the top 100 charts just below "I'm trying to help you" and "You're an idiot."

Does he...does he understand what rain is made of?

Getting 'er double clean never hurt I guess?

No one is more mixed up than the mom who thinks that all these celebrities her daughter mentions are actual friends of hers. We wish!

Hey now, maybe she was trying to display the lemons in a fancy way? Maybe the lemons wanted a bath? Ever thought about what the lemons want???

We're about to witness a beard shaving longer than it takes to get from the Shire to Mordor.

I mean, it is displayed. It's certainly...um, unique?

Now, I'm no psychic, but I'm getting the distinct feeling that this is gonna cause some issues later on.

Hi yeah can I get an order of one sandwich, but like, without anything in it? No no, not just bread, but like, the essence of sandwichness?

This is the opposite of optimal.

I'm just, confused? Confused and sad? Nothing new, but I thought I'd mention it.

When a sign says to "keep your eyes on the flowers" I don't think that this is quite what they mean.

Sure, I love SOYrup as much as the next guy, but that's violence against french toast.

Would this be considered the opposite of the gift of life?

Maybe this man is ahead of the game. Why listen when you can just read the music and imagine the sound?

Usually a cat's tags say something along the lines of "If lost, please return to X location." This one is just straight up cleaning instructions. Nice!

His parents taught him about the flatbed scanner... I guess he intuitively knew that he was destined to scan his butt at some point. Technically that isn't the purpose of the machine... But it is the common man's use.

Nothing like jumping face-first into a lounge chair! Kids are so inspirational — the way they just don't give a single heck.

Sometimes giving your full strength just isn't necessary. For example, ripping the entire tab off of a soda can will do you no good!

I mean... the rim might help in some way, but the whole point of the spare is the TIRE portion.

Technically this could work, but it's definitely going to ware down the reflector.

That's not really the purpose of a selfie stick... The whole point is to emulate what one already does in the mirror. Sigh.

Guys, you're supposed to dump the trash there, not leave your trash bins there too!

She took the word "drive" pretty lightly. But to be fair, drive-throughs are designed for people with long arms. So maybe this is a life hack for her. Who knows?

Is anyone gonna let this sweet baby snake know that this mouse ain't what he's looking for?

I wouldn't be surprised if lady bags came out of the nozzle. Nothing would surprise me at this point.

Sir? SIR! That's not how you tow a boat. That's not even how you load a truck... PLEASE PULL OVER!

This 100% a ball bin in a Wal-Mart, but these girls have zero cares in the world. They're living their best life inside this DIY ball pit, and loving it.

If the gas can is back there, what are they pumping gas into? Why is there a round bubbling surface there? WHAT'S GOING ON?!