16+ Things That Came Out Of Nowhere And Can Go Right Back

That's not a sentence that usually makes sense, but it's what we're dealing with here. Is it just a coincidence or did somebody insist on making sure it grows this way?

Apparently, this can happen when people smoke cigarettes near their computers as the dust that can build up inside of one then becomes stained with nicotine.

This makes the dust stickier than normal and leads it to clump up until it grows into the disgusting mess we see here.

It might be a little hard to tell, but it seems as though a group of ants decided this was the perfect spot to start a daycare.

Yeah, those patches of yellow are are collections of eggs.

I'm afraid to ask who exactly he wants to drop nukes on, but even he probably would probably agree it's a bad idea once the fallout spreads to him.

It happened to crawl into their shower while they were using it at 1 am. Yeah, no matter how much I like spiders, those circumstances are the perfect recipe to make me flail uncontrollably.

Even if I was crazy enough to try and re-create the way he must have fell on this post while horsing around, I'd probably just end up with a lot of testicular pain and a lot more regret.

Not only am I pretty sure I've seen a character scream dramatically while brandishing that sword, but the bizarrely modified guns definitely seem like they belong to some over-the-top, cackling villain.

As far as they could tell, this person retrieved a lure that somebody else lost a long time ago. Apparently, they tend to swell up and form bizarre shapes like when they're left in the water for long enough.

According to the uploader, they claimed to have a $200 bid by the time they closed the auction.

On one hand, I can kind of understand that because it's actually pretty well-made. On the other hand, I'm certainly not trying to deal with whatever curse is probably attached to this thing.

If you ever come across something like this, it's likely that there's a queen at the center of the swarm.

If you contact a bee-keeper, they'll probably be interested in coming to collect it. Just try not to hurt the bees. We need them.

People driving behind heavily decorated cars don't want something to fall off and fly at them at the best of times, but I can see this causing some extra screaming and swerving.

Was making the world's most extreme "dropping a log" pun really worth the effort it took to not only lug this thing around, but sneak it past everybody?

I'm simultaneously wondering why somebody thought to create this and weirdly glad they did. Ducks on skateboards is just a concept I can get behind no matter how many heads they have.

Apparently, these are all keyboard keys which is either a reference to that time Homer tried to create an internet start-up or something that has way less meaning than I'm giving it credit for.

The only difference is that you're probably not going to encounter one that can eat both the other pets out that day and their owners.

I wonder how many rooms will be torn apart for hidden cameras before the owners realize this might not be the most comforting choice of decor?

It's not so rare in parts of Florida to have an alligator wander onto your property, but they're not usually polite enough to knock first.

If there's any good part of this, it's that the hermit crab seems happy enough that it's here. I'm not sure how useful a shelter will be when it has eye holes, though.

For instance, I wouldn't hold your breath to find out what this is, why somebody made it, or what's going on with its legs.

At the same time, the caution tape makes perfect sense.

As for a tree in a suit — well, we're not entirely sure how we feel. This is probably some hipster's art project or something though, so it's alright.

But then I remember IT and Pennywise, and realize this is probably a sneaky ploy to kidnap me and take me into his weird cave.

I hate that the caption is so perfect. What is it with internet people and these tiny hands, though? They're so bizarre and so satisfyingly weird.

We don't know how, why or where this happened. All we know is what's happening — this trunk is whizzing like there's no tomorrow.

Bet you didn't know the garlic flavor exists. Bet you haven't tried it. Bet you can't chug it in one gulp...

And I'm all here for trying new things, but this looks absolutely puke-worthy and I'm actually wondering if this is just chum for fishing, or just a sick joke? Hmm.

"I've been collecting my chewed gum since 6th grade. (I regularly soak it in rubbing alcohol because ew germs) the gum i was chewing when I had my first kiss is in here as well as the one i was chewing when my papa had a heart attack. I'm going for the record."

Um, to each their own?

Then, obviously, you all walk down to the community pig sculpture where a large human-like pig with breasts and a tie stands tall, awaiting worship. Classic family time!

Apparently the aliens arrived a while ago, but we're too busy to notice.

AND THEN STOOD UP AND RAN THE HECK AWAY! Iconic.

Annnnnnd I just found out I'm never going outside again! Crazy how we as humans learn new things about ourselves daily.

Yes, for some reason, this person's ceiling has been conquered by hundreds and hundreds of wasps.

Hooray, everyone's favorite.

Apparently, that police sticker on the back of this scooter is fake, so it seems this guy won't have much backup if and when this whole ieoration goes sideways.

And of course, the best surprises are the ones that can majestically leap from the roof and bite your face off.

And based on that look on its face, I think the lion owns this house now.

If someone decided to label these as "inflammable" instead of flammable just to be a technically correct "that guy," then they should see the false sense of security they're lulling people into.

I can only guess that it heard what other lobsters sound like when you boil them and decided it wasn't going out like that.

Whenever I find myself getting nostalgic for the memes of a simpler time, I'll just look at this again and remember that leaving this face in 2009 was the best decision we ever made.

As someone who knows what it's like to have the kind of food poisoning that sentences you to a three-hour extravaganza of desperate trips to the bathroom and severe burning sensations, I sympathize.

That restaurant's lucky I didn't remember its name.

On one hand, it's pretty detailed and well-executed. On the other hand, I can't say that anything drank from this would feel clean, just like I wouldn't ever again after using it.

Well, after seeing this picture, I would like to formally apologize for laughing at how stupid that part was.

Because it's so cold outside that we're actually seeing it happen in front of us.

I don't know, maybe we're supposed to see the smirk on the rodent throwing the switch as a commentary on the power trip some people get when they're "allowed" to kill.

I can't find another way to explain this.

Hell, the idea of turning its scales into masts is actually kind of cute, but that doesn't mean I'll be able to wipe this pained expression off my face until I get to stop looking at it.

Indeed, the uploader reported actually screaming as they walked by this truck and noticed this.

I'd like to think the driver was just out of sight marking off another victim on a clicker and suppressing an evil laugh.

Believe me, I'm doing you all a favor by just showing you a still picture and leaving out its stilted squirms.

And sure, fish always look like they're in distress because they don't have eyelids, but this one seems full of regret right now.

But since frogs don't have teeth and thus, can't eat something bigger than their mouths, I'm very curious to know what the fish did to provoke such focused rage.

If someone told me they woke up with their face in a urinal, I wouldn't need any further explanation as to why they've decided they're never drinking again.

"I split up with my boyfriend yesterday. I fell asleep while he was packing and he stole my toilet," wrote Reddit user shelblikadoo.

Based on the way the toes stick together and the lack of blood, it doesn't seem to be the genuine article, but I have the benefit of examining it through a computer screen.

The internal panicked debate on whether or not to call the police when this appears up close tends to be a little distracting.

Casual, right? We're hoping it's not a serial killer's faux ice cream truck. But even if it's a regular old meat truck, that's still pretty disgusting.

Doesn't this guy know the bees are dying? Ugh, poor babies.

SAVE THE BEES!