As I sit here preparing to write this, I can't stop thinking about the bag of tortilla chips I have sitting in my pantry that I'm pretty sure is calling my name right now... Y'all ever get so hungry you can actually hear your food begging you to come eat it? Yeah, same.
But when I go out to finally answer that bag and pour myself a nice little bowl of chips, do you think I'm going to look at the suggested serving size? No sir, no way. That's a fool's game, and my mom definitely didn't raise a fool.
If you're also the kind of person who only looks at that nonsense when you need a good laugh, I think you're really going to enjoy these quotes.