There are lots of ways to keep your friends updated on every waking moment of your life, but none of them evoke that sense of "God, what is this weirdo doing now?" quite like Snapchat.
If that doesn't sound appealing, I'm sorry to say that you don't know the right kind of weirdos. But don't worry, you can still get your fix of the Snapchat experience with the people on this list.
Usually, we don't mean that literally, but life is full of surprises, and, apparently, so are people's garages.
And you'd thought you'd had some awkward snapchat moments...
She was nice enough to put a date on the last one, but this won't reach its full potential until it's revealed this all took place on the same day.
If that's the case, then the dog next door better watch its step because it's about to get destroyed in a rap battle.
As long as there's no cigarette butts in it, I'm sure it'll be fine!
I think I would rather take 1,000 tests I didn't study for in my underwear than go through this kind of embarrassment.
If this makes them disregard your existence, I'd love to see what they do when you try to divide by zero.
When you look at this situation from their perspective, what conclusion makes the most sense? Is it "oops, I forgot a kid" or "somebody obviously put a balloon in a hoodie here"?
This cat's selfie game is on pooiiiiinnnt!
Never in my life did I expect to be afraid of floral wallpaper, but I suppose that's just the kind of dark magic that a malfunctioning app can work.
I can literally taste the irony on this picture.
Does your child constantly try to measure the shape of your head? Then call the helpline before they start thinking it determines intelligence.
Dude is just selling his joke for all it's worth. I guess when you're on hour number 20 of labor, it's only natural to start going a little squirrely.
It's a real tough call on this one...like I can barely tell them apart.
But really, who could call this level of art a waste of time, amirite?
And the worst part is that this was probably the only one, so everybody will just think this person went through a car wash.
Literally though, because we all know the bus ain't clean!
If this isn't their bed, then I hope they left a note or something because somebody might otherwise think a horrible crime just took place.
But right now, I'd say that our pupper pal is firmly in the "are you going to help or just keep taking pictures?" phase.
Those face match apps are never very accurate anyways...I hope.
When you show off pictures of your kid(s), you can get all kinds of creative with 'em!
I'd love it if she turned out to be the most successful one of the bunch just so this picture can be ironic.
Actually though, it's a pretty cool story
The only topping is cheese, which is fine if you get excited about accountancy, but the fact that they only cut it once seems like an insult.
I get the feeling the owner would pretty much never get their phone back.
At some point in life, we all experience an identity crisis or two.
No wait, on second thought, my favorite part is how far into his rant he got before he made the correction.
Ew...maybe that's not the kinda hot they were going for...
Seriously, check out this kid's pupils and tell me she's not having a totally cosmic experience right about now.
A snapchat that is the epitome of every overachiever's school experience!
"Did this peasant actually tell me to get off my throne?!"
There's no crime in self compliments, people!
Hopefully this crawfish doesn't encounter a crabby barista!
I can't remember the first thing that punctures our spirits in freshman year, but the will to live just slowly leaks until you graduate.
La la-la la la,
Warm it up.
Hitting on someone via their drink garnish? The man's, got game!
