19+ People Who Think The Rules Don't Apply To Them

"What was the first thing that I said to you when I said that you could fly the drone?"

"Don't fly it at your head."

"And yet, here we are in urgent care."

Look, on paper it might not be exactly what she meant, however I think that it is infinitely better at the same time!

I bet that the teacher who was the brains behind this idea had a few interesting meetings after unveiling this display!

I mean, how do you use a chair this wrong? Unless they're trying to avoid deep vein thrombosis? Still, it seems a little extreme.

Look, I hate to be picky, but if he were doing it properly, his left leg would be the one going forward, and his bike wouldn't be facing the wrong way! These are very basic instructions!

Okay, so they really dropped the ball here with that one word missing, but also, why is it a squirrel?

Yep, that's a "Greenhouse." Also, I wonder what made the sister think that this wasn't safe? Looks fine to me!

This has got to be one of the dumbest things that I have ever read. No one has ever found a puffer coat to be a sexual item of clothing, trust me!

I think that this is a perfectly natural thing to expect of someone whose head is on fire, if I'm being honest.

Wow, that's actually kind of impressive. I mean, it's incredibly stupid and dangerous, but they must have been truly hammered to incur this advice!

This is still too much power for some people I know. Giving the opportunity to troubleshoot is opening a can of worms right there!

I never get why people try to cook when they're drunk. I can barely cook when I'm sober! It looks like she tried to cut them out with the bottom of a beer can!

Yep, absolutely solid advice that everyone should follow! Also, this doesn't just apply to hands as well.

"Oh, look, Doctor: They wrote this on her limbs. How funny!"

"Pfft, no faith in me, eh? Well, I'll show you! I'll cut them all off!"

Sure, it might not be whiskey, but it looks pretty damn good! I mean, I wouldn't fancy having a shot of it, but still...

Oh, great, you had one job and you messed it up! Quickly, head onto the next item before the guy who owns the sign finds out.

I thought that rule one of most things was wearing clean underwear. I mean... Why wouldn't it be?

I'm sure that this shop offers a little drinking bowl and a trough of snacks for the children who are tied up outside to eat and drink from!

The fact that they have had to put this sign up means that people have been doing it in the first place...which is unsettling to say the least!

"Dave, it says not to..."

"La la la, I can't hear you, Allan, and I definitely can't read that sign right there!"

"Should we not..."

"Ooops, too late. I've already put the pole in. Guess it's done now!"

In my head, I like to think that I was probably the one in the background, but I know that I'd have been meticulously following the proper procedure.

But, wasn't the point of that film to go out and break the rules? Or, was it all of the rules except that rule?

You've got to respect that little dog for just sitting there and taking it — not giving up its position despite being crushed! If it can move, that is...

Christ, it really is impossible to have fun nowadays, isn't it?! Time was, you could have all of your fingers mauled off by a wild animal every weekend and nobody batted an eyelid!

And yet, people still complain about all of these things when they move near to farms. What do they think, that farms are in giant, opaque bubbles covered in magic trees?

I think in this instance you may just be permitted to not follow the instructions quite as they are stated!

These two are now serving concurrent life sentences for this violation of shoulder-standing law. A true shame.

Well, this one kind of speaks for itself really, doesn't it? She also looks like she has just realized the gravity of her mistake!

I refuse to believe this is anything other than a sick joke on the cat's end. "I know, I'll lure him out here and, without the dexterity I have, he'll be stuck forever, mwahahaha!"

I'm gonna have to blame him here. Sure, you didn't try to help at all upon realizing what happened, but that's what he gets for wearing flip flops while working.

Nothing says "listen to me" like hand-cut, iridescent letters on the front of an 18-wheeler.

Yeah, why actually try to be better? That's so much work...and like, my schedule is so full...I couldn't fit it in.

It might be worth following them for a bit...after a quick run to the grocery store first.

Are grapes good? Yes. Are they an equally good option when you think you're getting chocolate? Absolutely not. This is sick.

Your girlfriend made you a cute little menu every day with what you were going to eat? You better not mess this up, it would be a crime to lose her.

No, see, they're showcasing the kind of stuff they fix so you know when to call them. I'm sure that's it.

"Matt, I'm really sorry to be the one to tell you this, but corporate has implemented a new kissing rule. It's a max of three kisses a week. I know, it's rough... You mind if I ask to be one of those three this week?"

"Pets pets pets pets pets - what? You think I want to be pet? Absolutely not. I turn my nose up at you- pets pets pets pets pets."

School looking you dead in the eye and saying "Don't be optimistic" really just sums up the post-secondary experience.

Did someone not get the memo? Roller coasters are horrifying, distressing experiences. Bring a new expression next time.

This is less a lack of confidence in the product and more a lack of confidence in the user. Yeah, that means you.

Maybe not, but they trust their tangy tartar sauce a lot, so surely the sandwich is fine!

I'm so focused on the fact that the sign only has two spaces. If you even try to go over 99... I don't know, maybe your car will explode.

That corgi looks proud as hell by the fact that it is fighting against the establishment! Someone go give it a little beret or something!

This is the epitome of one person clearly thinking, "Well, that's not my job, so I'm not going to do it."