Sometimes you just need a friend who you can call and either ask for advice or just rant at. They're two of the main reasons we have friends after all! Well, that and we need people to get drunk with.
With that in mind, please enjoy these 19+ moments that made us go, "Can I call a friend?"
"Hey, so you'll never guess what happened. I got these 8 cheesecakes and..."
"I'll be there in five."
This dog truly is man's best friend. Just look at it trying to help this guy out by covering his drunken tracks!
"What does this sign say, I wonder?"
"Dave, I don't think you should..."
"Not now, Tim, I'm trying to read this incredibly important looking sign."
Whatever you do, make sure you don't use warm warm. It's warmer than warm cold but too warm, so you need a warmness and coldness mix somewhere between warm cold and warm warm.
I like the way that he's just basically called his mate, and his mate has just turned up and gone, "Yep, looks like you're locked out, mate."
You know what? I'd go so far as to say that this kid will definitely regret this in the future!
I wouldn't have anything with which I could even access this anymore? And I don't think I know anyone else who would either!
No matter how much you tell yourself that you won't get too drunk and make a fool of yourself at a wedding, you know it will always happen!
"Hi Dave, can you come and pick me up from work? Great, and can you bring two gallons of milk please?!"
This isn't exactly a great advertisement for Autoglass! Unless the service is so popular that they didn't have any glass left over for themselves!
I actually always used to hate it when a piece of furniture would say, "two people required" and I was on my own. I'd just end up getting drunk and screaming, "I'm strong enough to do this by myself!"
This is why it is important to set out cleaning rotations if you're living with lots of other people!
You should never be ashamed to ask for help when it comes to putting on sunscreen! Otherwise, you'll have many nights of very uncomfortable sleep!
Wait... There's an official instrumental version of this song? Good God, I need to make some phone calls. Excuse me for a second!
"Look, it doesn't matter if the people are actually recycling, the fact they're trying will help the planet!"
"Dave, I really don't think that's how recycling works..."
Sometimes extreme measures have to be taken! Although, if he sits on these buttons and presses something under the tape, he's buggered!
Oh, well thank God! I was worried for a second that I might be somewhere else, but this is very reassuring!
I have no idea what I'd say if I found this. I mean, it's good they're prepared, but what on Earth are they expecting to happen? I need to know as well!
I bet that seemed like a really funny and great idea at the time, didn't it? Well, I hope the laugh was worth it!
They are really upping the game on the prizes that you get in packets of cereal nowadays! You used to just get a bouncy ball or the like.
Someone suggested that they should find someone who is ahead of them in the line and bribe them with pizza.
When you get fired it can be a very distressing time, so it's good to have friends around you who can help take your mind off it...sort of.
Now that is some excellent advertising. Hopefully, applicants will be able to rise to the occasion when necessary.
What would you do if this was your cat? I mean, how would you even go about returning them?
Please can everyone just hold on for a second while I call absolutely everyone I know and let them know that I have found the single most cute picture of all time?!
"Hey, hey! I'm ready for my close up now, Dave!"
"Okay, if you could just..."
"No... I said I'm ready!"
Look, if it works then you shouldn't knock it! Although, I imagine the brush actually obscures the window more than it helps!
Now the question is, is being mistaken for the penis museum a compliment or an insult?
It's good to know school is sucking the life out of children earlier and earlier. The sooner kids learn the harsh realities of life, the better.
Seems like my high school Spanish classes paid off. I can understand this perfectly.
Destroy my light once, shame on you. Destroy my light twice, still shame on you! How do you manage to do this?
This kid's overall done-ness with the topic is how I feel about most things. I've experienced enough.
Someone either had an incredibly rough or amazing Friday night.
As someone who doesn't enjoy any sort of physical exercise, I can't imagine being passionate enough about any non-winter sport to want to play it after it snowed.
When you see a guy rock up to a game in pajamas, the most chill man on the planet, you know you're screwed.
Not only is it extremely helpful, it reveals a whole new world of grades besides A-F. What is NC? Or S+? Are they bad?
Look at this strongman, holding up the falls with his bare hands! He's a legend!
I vote that we all return to this way of typing. Makes you feel fancy and smart, and it gets a laugh out of everyone involved.
No one's time is free. If you want to talk to me, you have to pay me for it, and you can pay in labor.
The combination of this advice with the drinks served at this bar can't be good, but it can be fun!
A lot of people can say they proposed or got engaged, but not many people can say their engagement photo included a dog pooping!
I think that it says a lot more about your friend that that is where their brain immediately went!
I'd like to personally thank the glass of this bowl and the way it warped the dog's face for making this a million times funnier.
This is wonderfully cruel! I wonder how many times a day the people inside get a laugh out of this sign!
Which of these moments was your favorite? I think that mine could be this one, look at his little face, although that corgi is hard to beat! Let me know your favorite in the comments below!
