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45 Times We Should've Asked For Help

Sometimes you just need a friend who you can call and either ask for advice or just rant at. They're two of the main reasons we have friends after all! Well, that and we need people to get drunk with.

With that in mind, please enjoy these 19+ moments that made us go, "Can I call a friend?"

"My friend ordered a large pizza with 8 cheese sticks. Apparently, the lady on the phone heard differently."

Reddit | MidnightArtist93

"Hey, so you'll never guess what happened. I got these 8 cheesecakes and..."

"I'll be there in five."

"Got blackout drunk last night...my girlfriend helped me remember what happened."

Reddit | chadneidt

This dog truly is man's best friend. Just look at it trying to help this guy out by covering his drunken tracks!

"Send Help!"

Reddit | Sp00ky98

"What does this sign say, I wonder?"

"Dave, I don't think you should..."

"Not now, Tim, I'm trying to read this incredibly important looking sign."

"Wife asked me toss the sheets in the washer and set it to the hottest temp. I've been staring at my options for 2 hours... help."

Reddit | Mithmorthmin

Whatever you do, make sure you don't use warm warm. It's warmer than warm cold but too warm, so you need a warmness and coldness mix somewhere between warm cold and warm warm.

"Upon arriving to help get my keys out of my car, the AAA guy locked his keys in his car and had to call AAA."

Reddit | potatoboy221

I like the way that he's just basically called his mate, and his mate has just turned up and gone, "Yep, looks like you're locked out, mate."

"I could see this kid regretting his tattoo choice in the near future..."

Reddit | Herpes_hurricane

You know what? I'd go so far as to say that this kid will definitely regret this in the future!

"My dad asked for help sending his resume online and handed me this."

Reddit | Felch97

I wouldn't have anything with which I could even access this anymore? And I don't think I know anyone else who would either!

"My rented tuxedo had an extra tag on the inside jacket pocket to help me get through the wedding."

Reddit | ChrisWithWings

No matter how much you tell yourself that you won't get too drunk and make a fool of yourself at a wedding, you know it will always happen!

"Please help yourself!"

Reddit | ImBrainwashed

"Hi Dave, can you come and pick me up from work? Great, and can you bring two gallons of milk please?!"

"Someone help!"

Reddit | omig91

This isn't exactly a great advertisement for Autoglass! Unless the service is so popular that they didn't have any glass left over for themselves!

"According to these instructions I need two Vietnamese people to help me assemble my dining room table."

Reddit | Tehenar

I actually always used to hate it when a piece of furniture would say, "two people required" and I was on my own. I'd just end up getting drunk and screaming, "I'm strong enough to do this by myself!"

"Nobody helps me in this damn house."

Reddit | Matt70655

This is why it is important to set out cleaning rotations if you're living with lots of other people!

"My friend refused to ask for help with putting sunscreen on, this is the result."

Reddit | LilJrChicken

You should never be ashamed to ask for help when it comes to putting on sunscreen! Otherwise, you'll have many nights of very uncomfortable sleep!

"Helping a friend get cleaned up for a yard sale and found this."

Reddit | voagteacher

Wait... There's an official instrumental version of this song? Good God, I need to make some phone calls. Excuse me for a second!

"Thanks Taco Bell for helping me recycle..."

Reddit | EddieRock

"Look, it doesn't matter if the people are actually recycling, the fact they're trying will help the planet!"

"Dave, I really don't think that's how recycling works..."

"Had to help grandpa."

Reddit | Juicyjuan

Sometimes extreme measures have to be taken! Although, if he sits on these buttons and presses something under the tape, he's buggered!

"I was lost in china, but i saw this extremely helpful sign..."

Reddit | RCx_Vortex

Oh, well thank God! I was worried for a second that I might be somewhere else, but this is very reassuring!

"Found this while helping my 5 year old son clean his room.. He said it's for 'just in case'."

Reddit | USMC_0481

I have no idea what I'd say if I found this. I mean, it's good they're prepared, but what on Earth are they expecting to happen? I need to know as well!

"My kid's grounded so she had to help power wash the deck. I came back to this. Grounding extended."

Reddit | Qrusader62

I bet that seemed like a really funny and great idea at the time, didn't it? Well, I hope the laugh was worth it!

"My friend got trashed and got his phone wet and thought he was putting it in a bag of rice...a week later my friend found it."

Reddit | Danyolson87

They are really upping the game on the prizes that you get in packets of cereal nowadays! You used to just get a bouncy ball or the like.

"My friend sent me this while at the DMV. This guy got fed up with waiting so he ordered a pizza."

Reddit | hibarihime

Someone suggested that they should find someone who is ahead of them in the line and bribe them with pizza.

"Our friend got fired today."

Reddit | NRS1

When you get fired it can be a very distressing time, so it's good to have friends around you who can help take your mind off it...sort of.

"They really raised the bar with this help wanted sign."

Reddit | chelsealrp

Now that is some excellent advertising. Hopefully, applicants will be able to rise to the occasion when necessary.

"My cat just came back from one of her evening strolls with someone else's keys in her mouth."

Reddit | robrobxD

What would you do if this was your cat? I mean, how would you even go about returning them?

"My friend's corgi ate pumpkin seeds, pooped them out, and they started growing. Here she is sitting next to her work."

Reddit | laurenlvt

Please can everyone just hold on for a second while I call absolutely everyone I know and let them know that I have found the single most cute picture of all time?!

"More proof the hood on lens is helpful."

Reddit | stopbanana

"Hey, hey! I'm ready for my close up now, Dave!"

"Okay, if you could just..."

"No... I said I'm ready!"

"I just moved here. God help me."

Reddit | WantedTwo

Look, if it works then you shouldn't knock it! Although, I imagine the brush actually obscures the window more than it helps!

"First world problems in Iceland."

Reddit | burningmidnight

Now the question is, is being mistaken for the penis museum a compliment or an insult?

"A picture of my friends little cousin before and after his first day of kindergarten."

Reddit | redditismybible

It's good to know school is sucking the life out of children earlier and earlier. The sooner kids learn the harsh realities of life, the better.

"Can someone who speaks Spanish help me translate this?"

Reddit | nyonben

Seems like my high school Spanish classes paid off. I can understand this perfectly.

"The first tube light they sent was delivered bent. Fortunately I got a free replacement."

Reddit | Tuna_Stubbs

Destroy my light once, shame on you. Destroy my light twice, still shame on you! How do you manage to do this?

"So my son had his 'the birds and the bees' lesson at school today. Needless to say he wasn’t impressed."

Reddit | grd601

This kid's overall done-ness with the topic is how I feel about most things. I've experienced enough.

Modern problems.

Reddit | craigstone_

Someone either had an incredibly rough or amazing Friday night.

"Soccer team didn't help us push the snow off the field. This was the result."

Reddit | 4theast

As someone who doesn't enjoy any sort of physical exercise, I can't imagine being passionate enough about any non-winter sport to want to play it after it snowed.

"Please help. He has taken all my money and now I owe him 16 years of rent and a college tuition."

Reddit | PartyRooster

When you see a guy rock up to a game in pajamas, the most chill man on the planet, you know you're screwed.

"My daughter's school has a very helpful grade legend."

Reddit | bustardo

Not only is it extremely helpful, it reveals a whole new world of grades besides A-F. What is NC? Or S+? Are they bad?

"Here is proof of just how patient my girlfriend is to help me nail my increasingly basic goals."

Reddit | PhillyPickles

Look at this strongman, holding up the falls with his bare hands! He's a legend!

"Helped a friend move a heavy typewriter last week. Got this in the mail today."

Reddit | GradGurl

I vote that we all return to this way of typing. Makes you feel fancy and smart, and it gets a laugh out of everyone involved.

"Mormons insisted on speaking to my mom. So here they are helping her garden."

Reddit | puppiesmakemelol

No one's time is free. If you want to talk to me, you have to pay me for it, and you can pay in labor.

"Matches to get through the tough times."

Reddit | The_Stoney_Badger

The combination of this advice with the drinks served at this bar can't be good, but it can be fun!

"My dog really took a dump on my proposal."

Reddit | Demanez

A lot of people can say they proposed or got engaged, but not many people can say their engagement photo included a dog pooping!

"A friend who was helping us unpack screamed, 'I'm sorry, I didn't mean to unpack this! I'm not doing this box!' It's a paper towel holder."

Reddit | frowdawg

I think that it says a lot more about your friend that that is where their brain immediately went!

"Remember that time you got your hand stuck in the Pringles can?"

Reddit | Wballstein

I'd like to personally thank the glass of this bowl and the way it warped the dog's face for making this a million times funnier.

"Helpful Advice."

Reddit | DarkFlasher

This is wonderfully cruel! I wonder how many times a day the people inside get a laugh out of this sign!

"A friend left her dog at home and came back to this. Oreo apparently found a bag of charcoal and played with it."

Reddit | iamsecondtonone

Which of these moments was your favorite? I think that mine could be this one, look at his little face, although that corgi is hard to beat! Let me know your favorite in the comments below!