17+ People Who Were Today Years Old When They Realized Something

That's a moment of realization that isn't going to fade quickly. That will be with you for the rest of your life, I can assure you of that!

Ooft, the first time you get drunk is pretty rough! That dog has one hell of a ruff morning ahead of him... See what I did there?

I mean, they're still ripped. But, I guess I could see someone getting away with this for a little while at least!

"Dad, why did you choose that shape?"

"What shape? What on earth are you talking... Oh, god damn it."

As much as I may laugh at the idea of this, I know for a fact that I would have absolutely thought the exact same thing.

Some people just want to watch the world burn. And, I am sorry to have to tell you, but your spouse is one of these people.

The person who posted this clarified that Apollo did not get the whole cake for himself, as people were curious about how much he had vomited back up!

I knew it! I've been saying this for years, screaming it from street corners! And to think that they called me mad!

Oh, God, yeah you really messed up there. This now looks like a very strange sort of park... A very strange park indeed.

This way she can keep a watchful eye on you at all times, and more accurately plan your murder.

Too long, that's how long. You're in the for the long haul here, I'm afraid. Look, I don't mind baseball, but I like to watch it at home so that I can do other stuff as well!

If all else fails, you could always try putting it in rice or pressing Ctrl Alt Delete, that should sort it all out.

Look at that little smirk! The person who posted this went on to say, "His head is of normal shape now, hence why I never believed them about the square head!"

I always thought that you were supposed to drink out of the bottom of the cup, and that this hole was just for decoration. How foolish of me.

As funny as this may be, you know that there is probably a person out there with a peanut allergy who ate one of these, not realizing it was a peanut.

And to think that I have been using doors for all manner of other things over the years. I've been using them as fans, and even to cook eggs upon... How foolish of me.

I like how this person thinks. I mean, it's incredibly dangerous and I wouldn't want to do it in my own building, but you do you, guy!

This opens up so many possibilities. If you could pick anything for your shower curtain, what would it be?

In fairness, this is something that your child will be learning for the rest of their life. There will always be a soap that looks like food at some point on the horizon, and you will always fall for it.

Paul Giamatti is his own entity. A being different from ourselves, too pure for this world. We do not deserve him.

For anyone out there who has experience teaching, you will also know that there is no such thing as a kid who is a "joy to have in class." Not one on this planet. I really wasn't cut out for teaching.

How much sand do you think is enough sand to eat before you realize this? Two mouthfuls? Four maybe?

This cat has the face of a cat who has endured a lot of things in its life. It looks very much done with everything around it.

I'm actually curious if people still get this reference. Do people remember Home Alone 2: Lost In New York still?

You're never too old or too young to learn that you should never put your trust in anyone! Everyone is terrible and you can only rely on yourself! Remember that and you'll go far.

I love how happy with herself she is! Although, someone rightly pointed out that she is actually looking at the person taking her picture!

This is making me feel ill just looking at it. That is going to take so long to clean, and it's probably going to stink for a long, long time!

I suppose that it can't hurt to incentivize people! Especially if those incentives include sugary treats!

Like, the full pod? Has she been popping them or is she just thinking the soap seeps through? I've got a lot of questions.

I'm more impressed that the yolk didn't break during whatever journey this egg took. It's got strong bones.

At least he looks ashamed. That being said, it must have been a great sandwich if it covered the taste of straight-up paper.

There's something almost haunting about this picture that I can't really explain. Maybe it's just the look in her eye. Either way I'm scared.

If that's where the cheese went, then where did the soap go? Is that why dinner was so chemical-y last night?

At least his project will be protected from the sun's harsh rays! Not a sunburn in sight.

This face definitely reads "kid who just got caught doing something foolish and knows it, but wanted to do it anyway." Good luck, this won't be the last time you see this expression.

I know, kid, it sucks. You actually have to do things more than once to be good at them. Life is full of suffering.

Just bursting out of the car and rushing this chicken like, "Sir? Sir? Please, I have to know, why are you doing this? Where are you going?"

I always wondered why Unicorn Feathers never became a more popular clothing material, but it's good to see at least some companies are still using it.

It's moments like these that make me really glad I grew up with dogs. I know how clingy these guys are, and thankfully I equally like attention so it works out.

I'm really proud of them. It's time to let go. Wedge flip-flops aren't going to come back, and thank god for that too.

Hey, hiking isn't for everyone, me included! The only difference between you and me is you at least tried it... I never stepped outside to start.

That was a quick decision at least, and he learned something about himself. He learned that winter will be the new bane of his existence.

That's got to have some psychiatrists positively salivating, doesn't it?! It would be weirder if your partner dressed like a 1940s pilot as well.

If you want a surefire way to get your students to pay attention, this would be it.

This could be one of my favorite things that I have ever found on the internet, and I cannot figure out why. It could also be an irate mine worker, as someone else pointed out!