34 People Who Really Came Through And Made It Count

I guess it's lucky he didn't step in gum on the way into the test. Come to think of it, stepping in gum wouldn't be the worst way that could go.

But I guess that's why I lost my job in the school cafeteria.

Unlike Justice League, there's women represented, the special effects are reasonable, and it actually looks like it has some heart.

All things that he can put on his next job application when this inevitably happens again and he gets fired.

But this man has his friend's back even in the face of social awkwardness, which has to be worth something.

"No problem. Just make sure you remember this the next time I snag the last slice of pizza."

The question is, how is Grandma going to guess the password is "1l0v3y0ugr4ndm4" without Nicolas Cage around to decipher the code?

"Bill Murray Spotted Handing Out Free Puppies And Ice Cream, Leaves In A Hot Air Balloon Dropping $100 Bills."

If it's a 45-minute walk to find a McDonald's with a working ice cream machine, that means I barely gain any calories!

...the line at the Apple store moved exactly three inches forward.

I mean, he's a good friend and all, there's really no denying that. But wash your hands 800 times, now. Or just enjoy the hepatitis, I guess.

"I'm so high right now, dog," and mean something completely different. Dude's a legend.

But I like to imagine this is revenge for the pic he sent her with a roomful of bros who just spent three hours on their makeup.

Can you imagine what she's going to look like once he gets those things stained and dirty?

It's not just stitched together — there's elastic at the top, and it looks like there's some sort of interior lining. How extra is this grandma, and how much has her son spent on fine Canadian whiskey?

All you can really hope for is that his friend comes back after her quiz is finished. Friendship Test in 50 minutes!

But I guess when you're showing someone you love them, chicken genitals are gonna beat out flower genitals every time.

...this is like $90 worth of McNuggets! In Canada, where life is unfair and reason has abandoned us all, it's almost $180 plus your soul. But hey, you got a free drink from the manager!

But Amazon didn't have any jalapeño flavor left. Has the kettle-cooked chip market not yet recovered from this huge purchase?

Maybe two hands. Also two eyes, maybe a new inner ear. Whatever made him do this, let's give him a new one of those.

What are they gonna do if she says no? Not say hello to her the next time she walks in?

This school bus driver made sure to buy presents for each and every kid on the bus. My school bus driver threatened to crash the bus if we made too much noise.

Hey, you earned it! You came through to the end of this list — hell, you made it look easy. And that counts for something. Way to go, friendo!

Someone was just trying to unload an old VCR on eBay and got this unexpected reply from the buyer. Man, maybe I should sell one of my old tape players.

They don't market baby strollers as a way to get a better vantage point, but maybe they should. This dad has found a way to take dadding to a whole new level.

If you're the kind of person who always needs a power outlet to plug their dying phone into, this house just may be the place for you.

Yes, it looks like something a serial killer might build. It also might just be the greatest tiny flying machine ever devised. I mean, it's got wings on wings.

Sure, you could look at this monstrosity and wonder why it ever needed to be made. But you could also look at it as someone professing their love for Flamin' Hot Cheetos.

This kid's parents are clearly on point when it comes to their cardboard game. I mean, that's basically a flawless suit of medieval-style armor, just made out of old boxes.

We need to see more of this in the world, but I'm jealous that this guy got a trophy. I don't stand up early, and all it ever gets me is luggage dumped on my lap.

This K9 unit is the most badass thing I've ever seen. Maybe it's the cyberpunk aesthetics, maybe it's the sunglasses at night effect, but I'm very impressed by this pic.

The last time I got a "jar of inspiration" from anyone, it was just a full jar of garlic pickles. I really like garlic pickles.

Sure, you could judge him for purchasing an egregious amount of Pringles, Diet Pepsi and canned soup, but this is a guy who knows exactly what he wants out of life.

When you're watching a 25-year-old Fresh Prince rerun, it's a tad surprising to see Carlton wearing your shirt. Like, this person might literally be wearing Alfonso Ribeiro's old shirt.

The driver of a junky car works with someone who's so hardcore about their (less junky) car that they cover it up during the workday. Clearly, the driver of the junk car wanted to fit in.

The garbageman on the right might be a little less safe without his reflective vest, but what he lacks in safety he more than makes up for in style.

As long as he sticks to passing notes around and stays out of my browser history, that is.

This is a good sign to put up if you're the kind of HR department that really can't even, and doesn't even want to even. At least they're up front about it.

This camo job is perfect. No one's going to be suspicious of a bottle-shaped item in a brown paper bag from the liquor store. If they are suspicious, they can just read the label. It's work documents, obviously.