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45 Moments That Didn’t Go According To Plan

No matter how much you plan things out, nothing ever goes according to plan. Well, this is what I tell myself anyway so that I have an excuse to never plan anything in my life ⏤ genius I know.

And, if you want proof that things that have been planned out can still go wrong, then here are 17+ moments that definitely didn't go according to plan!

"Man gets a tattoo he found on his pup, not knowing it means he's neutered."

Reddit | tanishvv

It looks like the only course of action is for this guy to now get a vasectomy as well. Then they can really be brothers in arms/paws!

"Scored a sweet pair of jeans off Ebay at a STEAL of a price... just found out why."

Reddit | lance2k2

Yeah, you'd better get used to sitting on that, 'cause that's not coming off. Someone in the comments said that they sell things to remove these on Wish... but, would you trust anything from Wish?

"My cat's face before and after my wife told her that the high chair is not for her."

Reddit | healzman

I think that you may have to just give in and buy another high chair for the cat, as I can tell from that expression that this cat isn't giving it up easy!

"She traded me for the window seat before we got on the plane."

Reddit | Fsf89

She took a chance, and it didn't pay off. There is a powerful lesson in here somewhere... not sure what it is though, something about being content with what you're given or some nonsense.

DIY Fail!

Reddit | jetaimezombies

Just look at those crocs... I know that there is a lot going on here, but they're just unavoidable!

"Zeppelin fan passes out drunk backstage, misses out on meeting John Paul Jones and Dave Grohl."

Reddit | Mish106

That is one hell of a terrible friend who took these photos instead of waking them up! I don't think I would ever get over this.

"My fridge just decided to freeze my eggs. Have a nice day!"

Reddit | roberto4444

Freezing eggs can normally be quite an expensive procedure, so this is quite a good discovery!

"A glitch in the Matrix."

Reddit | MackieForPres

No one likes having their style copied, especially not by a little kid! The audacity of that toddler!

"This cat being too close with fire."

Reddit | irfankamil

It would appear that your cat's internal thermometer may be busted! Although I've known many cats that have been obsessed with sitting too close to open flames, it's like they just don't care about the danger, they just love living on the edge.

Real World Glitches

Reddit | TripleMusketMan

This is actually an art installation called "Trade Deficit, by Joseph Riche, and is found in Denver colorado. Of all the mediums to use in art, shipping containers is a pretty tricky one!

"Looks like my neighbor had a rough weekend."

Reddit | StormycatsR

I can resonate a lot with this picture. This picture smells of tequila and bad decisions.

"Some asshole took my spot after I shoveled 3 spaces for my neighbors and I in subzero temps... Sucks to suck!"

Reddit | Sankey002

Wow, now that is how you take revenge on a neighbor stealing your space. Although, now they won't be able to get out of your space, will they?

"My boss just absent-mindedly poured unroasted beans into a batch of roasted ones. Here's us separating 10,000 beans...by hand."

Reddit | CensoryDeprivation

At first, I thought that this would make me hand my notice in. However, spending your day sorting through beans instead of dealing with the public sounds much better!

"Bottom of Remax air balloon makes it look like Rod is wearing a Dracula cape."

Reddit | puppybus

"My name is Frank... and I vant to sell you blood!"

"When the erotic dice game doesn’t go quite as planned."

Reddit | RyFi17

Thre are a surprising amount of people who would consider this exactly how they wanted the game to go!

"Hair Clippers Died..."

Reddit | Scaulbylausis

That's a powerful look! There's no messing around with this haircut, it makes a strong statement very quickly... I mean, it's not a statement you may necessarily want to make, but there's one there.

"Thanks, I hate it."

Reddit | yahyeetskrrt

Ooft, I bet this one is a little too real for people who stuck with the education system! I am now really good at beer pong though, so that's something!

Pivot!

Reddit | AltF0

I particularly like how the person who posted this took the appropriate caution and censored the little pupper's face to prevent their identity from being compromised.

"My dad finally found his missing Led Zeppelin tickets... 44 years too late..."

Reddit | TheRealCorbonzo

First, we had that one fan passing out and missing John Paul Jones, and now we have this! People have missed out on a lot of Led Zeplin out there!

"Went out to the backyard and caught one of the cows standing on my son's trampoline..."

Reddit | Mohawk200x

"Betsy, you know that the trampoline isn't for you, you're too heavy!"

"Don't fat shame me, John, I'll have HR down to this farm before you can say burger!"

You Suck!

Reddit | DoctorBruceWayne

Imagine being told that you suck by an inanimate object. That's got to sting. Although, I don't know how much golf balls cost, but you've got a free one here at least!

"'It might rain today, I think I'll take my umbrella out'... that went well!"

Reddit | xbumblebee

You just know that somewhere there will have been a man videoing that and uploading it to a conspiracy theorist chatroom claiming he has footage of a UFO.

"Allergic to hair dye."

Reddit | southwoodhunter

Now that is one hell of an allergic reaction! I don't know if he was really going for that whole Jimmy Neutron look, but he's nailed it!

"Bake bread they said... an overnight rise will taste so good they said... put in the fridge they said... it's a rewarding hobby they said..."

Reddit | thefirstdetective

We're gonna need a bigger bowl... Well, either that or they need to make less damn dough!

"I love my daughter to bits but her hid and seek skills suck."

Reddit | Tuffjam351

Step one of hiding from someone: Do not wear bright-red stripey socks! This parent needs to teach their daughter the basics of hide and seek!

"Celebrating a Two Year old's birthday didn't go as planned."

Reddit | GallowBoob

Oh, dear. You'll just have to make sure that most of the people only look at the cake from that one specific direction! Whichever direction you choose I'll leave up to you...

Starsucks.

Reddit | Devilke-07

Yup, it really does. That doesn't stop me spending a truly catastrophic amount of money there though.

"Inherited this safe from my wife’s grandmother. For some reason we’ve dragged it to 2 or more houses just in case there was something in it)."

Reddit | 0nly0bjective

Yep, they spent 9 years lugging this safe around only to crack it open and find that there was nothing inside! It's not even like they could even just use it as a safe anymore.

Taking a load off.

Reddit | BiblicalBible

I've seen this picture so much and I still can't conceptualize what is up with this cat where it's able to sit and look like that. You are a mystery to me, internet cat.

"Online school is fun.

Reddit | Casperzwaart100

Maybe this is a reason why online classes aren't more popular.

"Thanks Google."

Reddit | cwolf123

While I'm sure the photo is just a mishap, is anyone else shocked to hear that Dwayne Johnson is the highest-paid actor? Not my first guess but I'm happy for him.

"The coolest cat I ever did bee."

Reddit | diggy123456789

I know we're still ages away from animal splicing, but can this be the first one we try? It's just so cute.

"I think my instant pot is mad at me."

Reddit | djteotancolis

You can only use it so many times in a week before it starts to get fed up!

"Best translation I've read in a while."

Reddit | dragonbornsqrl

So you're saying we've figured out how to translate English into to Dog and no one told me?

"Decided to use my own toy to play dolls with my daughter."

Reddit | Johnnyoneshot

Yeah the new uniforms seemed weird at first, but the Power Rangers have never looked better.

"Wanted to show my friend how much he means to us for his birthday."

Reddit | justinmillerco

If you didn't wait in line, do you really care at all?

"My boyfriend told me 'Under no circumstances are you allowed to catch the bouquet'. Apparently God had other plans."

Reddit | katwatermans

Yeah this is funny, but I'm more distracted by the little girl in the first panel just being whapped with some flowers.

":This big dog scared of a tiny dog."

Reddit | gopalram20

He just knows the truth. Little dogs are more vicious than any big dog could ever be, beasts.

"They got us in the first half."

Reddit | Neitherwhitenorblack

Not sure if I'd call it the 'best' tool, but it certainly is an option!

"The only toilet paper my wife could find. We’re in our 50s."

Reddit | pavi92

Take this as an opportunity to feel young again! It might not be the best place for it, but lemons into lemonade, y'know?

"I put my kids indoraptor mask on my GSD, she's terrifying."

Reddit | Realizing_Redneck

Forget standard guard dogs, we should have whatever this would be called.

"Rice up."

Reddit | shitterabyte

Cooking rice can be a hard task to master when you're kitchen inept like myself, but even I never managed to do this.

"I was the victim of a genius office prank."

Reddit | another_new_username

A surprise Nick Cage is the best kind of Nick Cage! It still baffles me that this man has an oscar.

"Late night snack run."

Reddit | thespeedobandito1

No one is immune to a wicked midnight craving.

"My car thinks the drive thru attendant is a cone."

Reddit | BinaryShrub

People who are worried that the machines are going to take over the world need to take a long hard look at this picture. If you want to hide from a killer robot, just dress up like a traffic cone.