It is very easy to look back on things in hindsight and think, "Well, I could have done that a little differently and avoided that whole kerfuffle!" However, where would we be without those occasional little mistakes? Probably a lot better off actually, but let's just ignore that for the moment.
So, with that in mind, here are 15+ things that could have been prevented!
I mean, what were they thinking leaving half a sandwich on a shelf? Did they never watch Tom and Jerry? Food left on windowsills is always stolen!
So close, yet so far! I wonder if they tried calling again or if they just gave up?
Sure, it may seem a little overwhelming right now, but you'll come around to them! Apparently...that's what people say, don't they?
I didn't even know that those Google cars could go fast enough to break the speed limit! They're never exactly racing along.
The little kid just has such a look of Ellen DeGeneres now, it is terrifying.
How on earth can this happen "by mistake?" Unless the person who did this suddenly began pooping dry ice out of nowhere, then you have to believe that this was intentional!
Oh, Phil, you poor fool. This is how you listen to an audiobook on hard mode.
Sure, cats like to pretend that they're independent and too cool for our help, but this just proves that they need constant monitoring!
Well, you know how to avoid this? By not sucking at fantasy football!
Nobody really wants to share pizza! In fact, no one ever really wants to share food at all! if you want food, then you should have ordered food yourself!
I mean, I guess that it's good that they're not mad, but I'm sure that the people who live with them aren't exactly over the moon about it!
I sometimes wish that I hadn't bought things, like that fifth takeout in a week...but thankfully, nothing as expensive as a car!
Sometimes you have to take grave risks for the things that you love in this life...even if what you love is pretzels.
But, what if there is no mistake and they do actually mean that it is "5 olcock" somewhere? I mean, I don't know what it means, and frankly, I don't want to.
Jesus Christ, that is some intense sunburn! Just looking at this is making me tense up. I can't even go out in winter without sunblock on as I'm so fearful of sunburn.
This dog doesn't look too comfortable with flying. Although, if God had intended for dogs to fly, then They would have given them little planes of their own!
Look, you're not fooling me. This is clearly a terrible attempt to cover up what you've really got in there. It's sugar, isn't it?
Well, one thing is for sure, this person won't have any trouble with itches in their teeth or gums!
I do not understand what the base purpose of this product is. Seriously, why do these even exist? They're more useless than adult-sized gloves are for Donald Trump.
This reminds me of our house except, in ours, it isn't bags and clothes covering the vents, it is cats and dogs!
This is a perfect example of why proofreading and double-checking your work is crucial! Better get your running shoes back on!
No one should ever use a vending machine. They are foul beasts that prey upon the hungry and the snacky and take advantage of them.
"What's that you're eating there son?"
"Some of the sweets they've got over in the corner."
"Those...those aren't sweets."
"Yeah, they're not good."
And this is exactly why you shouldn't ever wash anything... Oh, wait! No, that's not the message here. I think the actual message is to read the label!
I wonder how often the person who had these cards made has to deal with people parking in their driveway? Judging by the fact that they got these cards made, I reckon it is an incredibly high amount!
Well, at least they have a thoroughly disinfected backside now. I imagine they won't be very comfortable sitting down for a while though.
This is either an honest mistake, or this child is trying to get out of the fact that they don't know the answer by writing a cutesy answer to try and throw the teacher off the scent.
"I guess that this ladder is now a part of the furniture. Get used to it kids, 'cause it's not going anywhere!"
I love that the fire department posted this, repping their paramedic friends. They work together a lot I suppose. The two together must have an infinite amount of dumb stories.
I love how, as the water rose, this sign must have looked more and more desperate. Stop, stop, stop!
Do people ever look at what they're reading or do they just grab the first thing with a colorful cover and go for it?
Conceptually, this is a great idea for someone who eats trash garbage like I do, but I can also sense how badly this would disrupt my stomach.
Imagine where it would be without that strap! Just scattered across this road. This is a safety precaution.
Wanna make sure the music will follow you wherever you go? Just stick the speaker right on your kid!
Well, that's what he gets for being a Jeep in a place that snows. You can't always be the best one to drive, it's okay.
That is an omen if I've ever seen one. Do not grill, either burn that or exorcise it, it's the only way.
"Eh, the leopards aren't much. They look all scary but they don't want ya. What ya need to look for is them fallin' deer. You could get an antler right to the noggin!"
You can't do this to me. I barely have the brain capacity to drive to the grocery store without a GPS, I can't handle this kind of confusion.
They'll learn more at this store than 20 years of school could ever teach them, and it'll be leagues cheaper, too, once they hit post-secondary age!
It's not too late to pass this off as a stylistic choice. Just say you've been really into asymmetry lately. No one knows how to respond to that word.
Stop or go, you decide! You only get one shot though, so it better be the right choice.
You can just hook that bad boy up to a battery and reheat your food right there! Make sure you get rid of the battery before you go to eat it, though.
Guys, y'all need to start looking at the measurements and dimensions of the things you're ordering online! Also, $150?! Regardless of size, that rug does not look in any way worth it!
But, all salesmen are vampires, aren't they? I think that this actually makes perfect sense.
He's starting to learn, he's growing smarter. Next year he'll have to adapt for what to do when he's not holding a cup.
