14+ People Who Are Probably Cursed

Hmmm, I'm not sure if I'd want to take that risk. I mean, if the choice is putting my faith in the cracked glass over a bear, or just leaving... I think I'm going to leave the zoo.

I only just got round to watching Porco Rosso the other night after it got put on Netflix. I didn't realize it was a true story?!

How would you get out of this situation? One particularly ingenious person suggested letting all of the air out of the tyres and slipping it out.

Considering they put this together all before leaving work, that is some incredibly impressive work! They should leave their current job and start making cardboard Star Wars accessories full time!

I'd just be waiting for Samuel L. Jackson to burst out of the cockpit and say, "I have had it with these motherf**king snakes on this motherf*cking plane."

There would be no way that I would have believed that excuse without a picture. Who on Earth just leaves a PB&J sandwich lying on the floor? They should make that a new weapon on Mario Kart.

Imagine actually having to explain to your insurance company that you drove into a drawing of a road on a wall. Just for a second, imagine having to actually admit to that. Unbelievable.

What are the odds that all of the staff would wake up and think, "You know what, I'll pull a sicky today, I haven't done it before and they've got loads of staff on today!" at the same time?

Just kick the ice that has fallen out under the fridge as a normal person would. Also, if there's ever an excuse to make loads of cocktails, this is it.

Do the people who designed this ramp know how gravity works? Call me a pedant but knowing how gravity works is a pretty important factor when building structures.

"I'm not going to let you back into the car until you promise we can go to the park."

"But we've just been to the park!"

"... I can wait all day John."

Wow, your brother is either living in a western, or is telling far too many terrible jokes! I can sympathize with the latter.

Satnavs must have an absolute nightmare on this road now! It also looks like on Looney Tunes when they'd bend the roads to send each other into traps.

I for one, think that the cohost did a fantastic job! I mean, he literally messed up on the very first drawing of a sun but he's trying his best dammit!

If people are prepared to steal other people's snacks, then they have to accept all of the dangers that come with that!

That cat must have paws made of asbestos! Although, cats are capable of incredible things when it comes to stealing food.

Look, it's obvious and terrible, but let's get it out the way okay, then we can all move on with our lives... "Wow, it looks like their breath is really going to smell now!

Whoever put this sign up should be banned from doing so again in the future. That "olive" pun is particularly atrocious!

I know that your blood is supposed to be on the inside of your body, but not like that! What do you even do in this situation? Just leave it?

What started as a simple broken statue has just become the greatest bathroom decoration of all time.

His results showed that he was over the limit on cough mixture and fizzy strawberry laces, a potent combo.

That's what you get for asking for your food to be "very spicy". Never make the chefs do extra work you fool!

It almost seems like a shame to throw this plate away after this has happened! There has to be a use you could find for these little triangle plates.

Good to know that a rotting lock is a more talented artist than I am. I could never create something that amazing on purpose, never mind by accident.

How does it make you feel, knowing that every night you lay your head down to rest you are lying upon the death site of an innocent insect? I don't know how you sleep at night... probably quite comfortably though, those look like quite nice sheets.

Ah, what a way to honor a hero. What shall they do next? Dig up the plaque? Or maybe they should just pave over the whole area and make it into a car park?

One person in the comments actually had this little fact to share: "All navel oranges come from trees grown from cuttings from one orange tree that had a developmental abnormality where a second little orange started to grow at the bottom of each orange, pushing out the skin and making them easy to peel."

So, there you go, now you have a little more useless knowledge in your noggin.

As far as fender benders go, this one is pretty serious! That helicopter had the whole sky to be flying in, and still managed to crash into a parked car!

That innocent look on his face, the joyful smile, what a peaceful moment this must have been before tragedy struck.

Yikes, were fortune cookies always this mean? I guess it did its job, it just decided to do so in the most brutal way possible.

Every once in a while I'm reminded that Costco sells the gigantic, 50-pound teddy bears. If they're that big they better come with some extra features like home security and defense.

Their porch repair is pretty top-notch, but their chimney repair is another story.

Also I know it's just an accident but the thought of them advertising their terrible chimney repair services is gold to me.

He looks so stoked to be getting a haircut. He also looks like he's wearing some sort of high fashion fur jumpsuit. Did this dog predict the potential future of fashion?

Hey, you've been living like this for this long, and it pretty much is a free fruit bowl. This is just extra cost prevention, innovative and thrifty.

Do you think any one of the managers working at that store saw the nametag printed and realized what it said, but gave it to her anyway? Because that's cruel. Who needs their last initial on a name tag?

This photo is from flooding in Pennsylvania last year where many counties were fully cut off from supplies. Everyone has their basic needs, though, it's hard to get by without them.

I'm curious as to where that top dog came from. With that pose, it looks like he jumped off a ledge, but I guess he just threw himself onto his friend there. Because that makes more sense, somehow.

If you think I wouldn't be bringing this back to the grocery store and asking for a replacement avocado...you'd be right. I'd still be pretty bummed though.

Like, a literal sign! And you still ran right into it. No one to blame but yourself at this point, both for speeding and for not being able to read.

He looks so perplexed, like he wasn't the one who put himself in there. "Wait...what am I doing in this box...you, human! Surely this is your fault! Get me out of here immediately!"

She's probably mentally cursing her parents out for getting her guitar lessons as a kid. "If they got me a piano I wouldn't be having this problem."

Now that's a mastermind. Able to recognize what work and chores are, but choosing to interrupt them anyway because playtime is way more important.

They should try putting it in rice, I've heard that solves anything. Either that or they should try shrinking the other one and selling them online as a kids pair.

It's the 'again' on the windshield that's really making this tragic. Foilbomb me once, shame on me. Foilbomb me twice, shame on you. Like, really, shame on you, why do the same prank twice?

Well, I mean, the sign did warn them! Also, who leaves their windows down when leaving their car to go shopping in the first place?