Savages walk this earth in droves these days, as the internet has proven to us time and again.
Whether they are hairy trolls or just jerks caught in the act and put on blast, sometimes you just can't help but laugh.
Does it make you a bad person? Perhaps.
Does that matter? Perhaps not.
May these children recover swiftly and with high spirit after reading such a horror story. *shudder*
I see what he did here. I get funny jokes, too.
I would probably crumble into a million little pieces if someone did this to me. If a real acceptance letter comes, though, he's going to rip it up. A classic "boy who cried wolf" situation.
If the stab is laid out there for the taking, you'd best seize the opportunity, right?
Fast forward to eleventh grade when that kid is huge and comes a-knockin'. Careful who you pick on, my friends.
I guess she decided the most savage way to deal with him forgetting his chores would be to send him a very clear reminder.
— never mind. It is a dead as a doornail. Two feet in the grave, come back to haunt ya, dead. RIP, love.
Plot twist: Hurricane Irma prefers Coke and can totally taste the difference.
If I fits, I sits. If I don't fits, I still sits: the first law of cats.
Be still, my beating heart. The sad thing is she might still have gone over. Let's pray she fled the scene, preferring to wait out a hurricane with the fam.
When my brother and I had left home, it took my mom .0000000001 seconds to replace framed photos of us with different shots of her cat.
For me, today is that day. Today I have remembered how to live.
No need for punishment! Just take a pic of your damn mama. She just bought this hat (that Karen thinks looks SHARP AF on her) and she wants to show it off.
Nothing is more annoying than someone taking your food, so I appreciate that this person went above and beyond to get back at whoever was stealing the creamer.
Time to build a big, beautiful, powerful, strong wall that reaches to the sky. That hurricane definitely wasn't born here. Okay, I'll stop with the ripping.
Get this man a guest spot on Inside the Actors Studio pronto. We have so much to learn.
If I had to drive around smelling everyone's takeout all day and not be able to eat it, I'd be pretty salty too.
In an age of unicorn fraps and mermaid macchiatos, this kind of trolling is more refreshing than an iced Passion Tea!
Props to this kid's mom for her awesome parenting, though. Let's hope she was a good sport about the comment.
Layovers, jet lag, delayed flights, obnoxious customs officers — as if flying wasn't miserable enough, now we have this prankster making our airport experiences just that much worse.
Sometimes, you need to give them a taste of their own medicine! Or even better, a taste of something much, much worse...
Is that kid OK? Does he need a doctor? Why is there clearly an adult just casually passing by as if everything is copacetic? Help him!
I, for one, am still too traumatized to handle this reenactment of The Lion King.
Sometimes, the best way to handle a problem is to simply remove yourself from the situation.
I love how savage this entire caption is — it takes a special kind of person to tell your entire Facebook friend list to bend the knee.
It takes a special kind of penguin to make it onto the "naughty list," and he definitely has earned that spot.
I'm pretty sure it's too soon to be making a joke like that, but for this dad, it was worth it to psych his kid out before an exam.
If your friends ain't loyal, you've got to cut them right out of your life, literally. "Off with their heads" seems to be an appropriate sentiment here.
Either something went awry during instruction reading, or this company has a bit of explaining to do. At least she's being a decently good sport about it.
You really have to look to see the utter savagery of this text. Can you imagine getting this from your mom? Shaking my head all day.
Hey, vintage stuff always makes a comeback, and I'd say both the phone and the subject of that selfie are some pretty ancient specimens.
Bacon is a fantastic name for a pet pig, wouldn't you agree? It will forever be a reminder of the fate you rescued him from!
It's always nice to have someone acknowledge and celebrate your life's achievements...or as an alternative, to point out the lack thereof.
It may have been a vicarious experience of satisfaction, but at least they got you back your prized possession.
