42 Things We Weren’t Expecting

Trust me little one, that stuff isn't going to get any easier the older you get! Although, it's still pretty cool that you have Jack White as a dad!

They're not the greatest cover band in the world, they're just a tribute!

Wow, at this point in time it is truly spectacular to see anyone parting with dried goods, especially for a simple joke!

Latte art is harder than those baristas make it look. I had to stop trying to draw hearts on the flat whites in Costa as they... well, didn't look like hearts.

This person really took advantage of this situation! Who would you rather meet, Ryan Reynolds, or Hugh Jackman?

Sadly, despite this image being shared far and wide across the internet, the couple were never located. Hopefully, they're happily married now wherever they are!

It's sad that they are so bored that they are now making their own accidents to investigate!

One board game fanatic actually summed up what is happening here by saying:

"For those who may not know, the game they're playing (7 Wonders) is normally a 3+ player game, but the box has rules for how to play with 2 players. It utilizes a 'ghost' player, which the other two players take turns controlling. You can (and we have) lost against the ghost player. It's embarrassing. Plus the cat always seems to rub it in."

So they are in fact losing to the cat!

No wonder they're so hard to hit in battleships! I also didn't realize that they had cut the Navy's funding quite so severely.

Somewhere, there is an Apple executive looking at this picture and weeping violently into a pile of cash.

That one-year-old is already radiating the energy of a worn-down 30-year-old! Things are only going to get worse from here kid!

This photo of Thanos seeing a man turning up at a wedding in cargo shorts is actually the moment that made him decide to destroy half the galaxy.

Your beef sandwiches are looking a little raw there, be careful!

They're not as rare as you may think actually. In fact, you'd be surprised at how many make their way into household drawers.

I'd love to do this to someone I knew! Also, when asked what they actually did with it, the person who posted this said that they recycled it.

No criminal is safe from Bertmern, Batman's slightly crappier cousin who takes over when Batman goes on holiday.

Someone accurately pointed out that this is terrible parenting, and that these two should be taped down at least six feet apart.

Someone pointed out that they must have had 40 incredibly polite people around; or, "Either that or you know 40 very smart people who wouldn't sign their name to an obvious trap."

Come on now, you'd think that someone with a cat would know that if you leave any food unattended, regardless of how dangerous it is to acquire, that the cat will steal it!

Now that is the kind of passive-aggressive, painfully British way of murdering someone that I can think of. Where can I get one of these immediately?

Is it just me that finds it a bit rich when the church tries making jokes like this?

That's one way around not being able to get a quote I guess!

If that is a whole cake just for yourself, then I hope that the answer to that question is a solid both if you want to get through it all!

Who on Earth loses their teeth in the ocean? Like, seriously, how did this happen? I need answers!

Look, drive-thrus can be very complicated. Also, is it only me who thinks that that car looks amazingly well considering it just crashed through a restaurant wall?

This is a trash can excellent at practicing proper social distancing! It's not even touching the floor!

Shortly after this, the car was hit by a falling piano and an anvil, then a cartoon cat and canary went flying by.

How would you not cut that out and paint it? I mean, I don't know what you'd do with a wooden ostrich... put on puppet shows maybe?

Now, I don't expect a lot from airline food ⏤ I mean, why would you? However, I would expect a little bit more than this!

Mmmm look at all of those extra nutrients! You're going to be glad of that extra protein in the apocalypse!

If you can trust cats to do anything, it's to find the warmest, coziest spots in which to curl up and nap like the lazy royalty they are.

Well, I guess Arnie was always known for his chiseled physique, but this is on another level entirely.

Had she been eating French fries or possibly garbage? Because man, those things love garbage.

I have to admit, I've never heard a recruiter's pitch quite like this. And I guess they'll attract, well, someone. Who doesn't love a cool hat?

The most unexpected thing about this is how well it works. Ground control to Meowjor Tom, take your heartworm pill and put your cat cone on.

Problem solvers have to think outside the box and do the unexpected sometimes, right? And you have to admit, this does solve an immediate problem. Scalp burn is the worst.

And to think, Joe Exotic only just became a household name. That's some impressive foresight! We'll have to pay attention to what this person does for Halloween this year.

Nothing like good, clear results when the stakes are high, amirite? Just for the future, always grab an odd number of pregnancy tests in case you need a tiebreaker.

Well, I wouldn't want to trust anybody other than a harassment master on matters of harassment. Seriously though, they could have chosen just about any other title to inspire more confidence.

This is exactly the kind of prank that would totally backfire if played on me. I'd just keep them all. Instant upgrade and I didn't have to do any of the work.

No word on how badly this backfired. If it were me, I would have just grabbed the key and left her a giant puddle to mop up.

Why does this actually make so much sense? My goodness, it's just too perfect. Credit to @struthless69 on Instagram for creating this masterpiece.