Most people believe that the Matrix movies are fictional, but that's not entirely true. Some people are born with the same ability as Neo to slow down time and dodge bullets. Don't believe me? These pictures are the proof!
Most people believe that the Matrix movies are fictional, but that's not entirely true. Some people are born with the same ability as Neo to slow down time and dodge bullets. Don't believe me? These pictures are the proof!
Would hate to ruin that pedicure. If she hadn't been able to save her toes, she'd at least be able to save some nail polish later on.
Nothing can ruin a day like a yellow Starburst. If you say your fav is yellow, I'll fight you.
Nothing like seasoning your meal with whatever bacteria happens to be lurking on your fingers as you fish your spoon from the bottom of your bowl.
This could have been tree-cherous. Mother Nature is like, "I'll just leaf this right here."
I've watched this over and over and my body still tenses every time I see that incoming train. It's given me a freight!
But your mom knows you better than that! She knows full well that your favorite thing to have in your mouth is her homemade lasagna.
Smoooooth. if only all my cringeworthy texts could be blamed on grammar.
And by downhill, I mean into an angry, raging river. Close call!
If I had 1/1000th of the grace this boy has, I would have a full-ride scholarship to Julliard for ballet.
Although this could work out well for her in the end, too. When they break up, she won't even need to crop him out of the pic.
I can't stop watching this. I swear, it gets better each time.
But guess what, dude? Sara's dad LOVES karaoke. How are you gonna dodge that?
People ask me why I wear iron boots in the dead of summer. I show them this picture.
If you break down this gif and study it frame by frame, you can see the plug in the back of his neck where the Kung Fu was downloaded.
Shoulda asked for 3 gs. One for you, one for Dad, and one for the sister who told the entire internet what's up.
If your pancakes taste a bit lemony, don't look at me. I'll be sitting on my butter-flavored chair over here.
I recall pulling something like this on my dad as a kid. He still hasn't forgiven me.
Thankfully my phone defaults to AM for alarms, which is particularly charming when I try to set a 4 PM reminder to start dinner...
I can tell you that I'm definitely not sleeping through this. Or worse, you'll find me asleep on the toilet.
Go home, bed. You're drunk.
"Please let the cooties stage last forever."
These fortune cookies sound like my sisters giving me advice.
Like, immediately. Go
This person is lucky, that's for sure. But hopefully they went and checked if their tetanus shot is still good.
Why is there such a large gap there, anyways?
This Reddit user was sure lucky after they swerved their car to dodge a deer that ran into the road.
Always look out for deer!
Those car owners are forever in that lamp post's debt.
This is too close for comfort, to be honest.
But thanks to these iron bars, this individual can still enjoy their half air-filled very small bag of chips.
PHEW.