If that adorable little robot with the binocular eyes didn't get through to people, then quite frankly I do not know what will!

Who wants to learn about taxes when you could learn about mitochondria? I mean, I wouldn't but I sure as hell wish I did!

Perhaps if they started taking a packed lunch in to the office instead of buying an expensive sandwich from the deli down the street they wouldn't be in this mess!

I feel personally attacked by this tweet. However, I'm definitely going to do it again the next time it happens!

I mean, I think most babies look like E.T. but I wouldn't dream of telling any of their parents. Especially not after last time, still don't speak to that side of the family.

This guy took the hardest L I've seen for a long time here. (Is that something the youth are saying, "Take the L"? I'm cool, honest!)

I'm assuming that after initially saying "No," the therapist paused, cracked open a bottle of champagne and congratulated this person for winning therapy. Take note, people, talk to your partners like adults!

See, the answer to your problems in life is never to just travel! I'm sick of people with orangey-brown scarves and thin goatees telling me that the cure to all of my woes is to go backpacking. No, Gareth, the answer to my problems is to sort out my problems, not spend money that I don't have being stressed in another country!

Whereas in the past people would have funny epitaphs to show that they were a witty person, millennials will do it to try and get the most posthumous upvotes.

I can understand this. They obviously have to learn somehow, but every time a child is holding an animal I am constantly waiting for them to drop it.

I wish that I had realized as a child that my teacher telling me to shut up was actually preparation for this important life lesson. Most of the mistakes I have made in my life have come from talking when I shouldn't be after all.

Based upon this story I can safely assume that he is indeed still an idiot. All first dates are equally awkward but some are more equally awkward than others.

Tequila shots also come with a lime and or lemon which is full of vitamin C! So make the right choice!

For any of those concerned, Andy has since been banned from his local bird sanctuary and may face charges.

Sure, the reasons may change, and bedtime might be a nightmare because you just lie there and think about the troubles of the world, but it will always be a "f***king crisis," kid.

Now that I think about it, I raised far more money for the school than that T-shirt was worth! I demand my money back, and I don't care what amazingly useful thing they bought with it!

You know how it goes, one moment you're scrabbling for an excuse to get out of work, and before you know it you have a fictional family in Wisconsin and a burgeoning poetry career.

If they gave them cooler names, we would look back on these periods of financial instability much more fondly!

They need to learn to be better at tic-tac-toe from a young age! Life won't go easy on you at tic-tac-toe after all...whatever that means!

Six months would be a personal record for me! I've still got emails that need replying to from 2012.