19 Seriously Weird Stuff People Spotted In Someone's Yard

If the cardboard cut-out of Will Smith in our office makes me jump every time somebody moves it, I imagine it would be pretty tough to get used to seeing this friendly fellow.

For instance, the uploader walked outside to find a red paper wasp locked in mortal combat (or "kombat," if you're Netherrealm Studios) with a huge spider.

For those keeping score, the spider lost.

I mean, the cage and the grinning shark makes a little sense because that's how divers sometimes interact with them.

But those divers usually aren't wearing bikinis and making a face like the dentist just told them to say "Ahh."

Maybe if one of my neighbors suddenly got it in their heads to put up a giant rainbow face, the pizza guy wouldn't keep missing my place.

This may have been intended as a birdhouse once upon a time, but it belongs to the wasps now.

Considering how birds and bugs tend to get along, this must've been a proud conquest for them.

And while this display is certainly colorful in many ways, it's hard not to focus on these images of Trump, Obama, Hillary Clinton and Bernie Sanders in shawls.

If this person is making some kind of political point, I can't say it's very clear to me.

For one thing, that creepy smile doesn't really help the imagery of driving a hand drill through a giant tooth. For another, this guy isn't even using that mask correctly.

Can I see his degrees again?

If you thought CPR dummies were kind of creepy-looking to begin with, this probably doesn't do a lot to help that perception.

After all, this kid seems a lot less friendly when he's calmly staring at you while his legs dangle precariously from the rest of his body.

Apparently, someone drove up, left this piñata on their front lawn, and then sped off with no explanation.

I'm not sure I'd want to break this one open.

Some have cited balancing issues, but my favorite explanation so far has been that it gives them a place to put all the rocks and sticks that get in their way.

And although he made these...adjustments on Halloween like you might expect, he also decided to keep it like this year-round.

It may be unsettling, but I have to admit it also looks really cool.

Although it's a little tricky to recognize, this nightmarish sight used to be an average lawn jockey. A lot can happen in 24 years.

And considering that the uploader described this ornament as "way worse at night," it's safe to say that it's not going over that well.

That was what happened to the uploader, who discovered that someone not only left this on their property, but in the back yard.

So they went out of their way to do this and nobody knows why.

They may seem kind of abstract until you learn that they're all representations of different animal penises.

From left to right, the animals represented here are a boar, a cat, a bull, and a ram. You learn something new every day, I guess.

If it was just laying around, it wouldn't be unreasonable to assume that an animal or someone else just happened to drop it here.

But that little groove in the rock it's sitting on does a lot to suggest that it's here on purpose. Yay.

Although it's unclear exactly what's it's supposed to be, we've learned that it was originally from a miniature golf course in Tucson, Arizona that tore down and gave away all of their decorations.

As you look closely, however, you'll see that the owner decided to decorate them with baby doll faces that they tore off the bodies.

Do we want to know why?