Life can be full of unexpected hurdles, and when you trip on these hurdles it can be hard to pick yourself back up. However, there are some people out there who have no fear in the face of life's difficulties, they are people who have their eyes one thing... winning.
It has fallen upon me to introduce you to some of these winners, these titans, these... heroes. And so, here are 13+ people who are seriously winning the game of life!
And here's me over here holding my iPad in front of my face like a complete fool! This kid is going places.
It takes a great mind to have vision such as this. Either that or this person has not been made aware of what sugar does to your body...
Everyone should try to leave their own unique mark on the world. This person's mark just happens to be even more "unique" than most others.
Look, at least she's drinking a nice healthy glass/bag of water instead of something like Mountain Dew, which incidentally tastes like angst and misery.
The moment where dad jokes and incredible advances in technology meet in perfect harmony.
How many times have you been wearing mittens and not been able to flip someone the bird? Well, now you can finally be just as threatening as you want to be while still wearing your adorable mittens!
"Captains log, day 3. The worst happened today, I ran out of beer. With supplies depleted, it's hard to imagine I'll be able to weather out the storm completely drunk as planned."
I'd love to know what it was that their neighbor did to annoy them so much. I'd guess that maybe they borrowed their lawnmower and never returned it, but something tells me it couldn't have been that.
Part of this man's job is actually making sure that humanity is prepared for the zombie apocalypse. As you can see, we are not.
Who do you think won this particular competition? And remember, there is a right answer.
Sometimes brute force and ignorance can be a good tactic. I mean, not when you're doing something like washing the dishes, but for throwing axes at wood it's perfect!
Here's something of a wholesome one for you! Just look at how happy this guy is! Although, what was the direction they gave him for that picture on the front of the calendar?
At least this guy managed to get outside and escape while he still could! I'd call anything other than standing in Target for hours on end a win.
This is sacrilege! Sweet, tasty, delicious, heart-attack-inducing sacrilege...
Yeah, and to think that when you fall over on the ice you just end up with a bad back, this person got a plaque and has been immortalised in meme form!
As it's a color-changing mug, I guess she could just try and drink beverages from it incredibly quick so that the picture doesn't get revealed. It'd probably cause more injuries than it is worth though really.
The same thing can happen if you have pets. They have a tendency to park their backsides right on the heating vents.
Now, this is a cause I can get behind. Forget mainstream political discourse, this is the sort of thing we should be discussing!
"Goodnight, sweet inbox. And flights of angels sing thee to thy rest!" — Siri, act 5 scene 2.
If people occupied the chairs on public transport like normal people then there would be no need for someone to have to take such bizarre measures! Keep doing you guy, keep doing you!
