You've heard the old expression before — "Be careful what you wish for, because you might just get it."
These people have all learned that lesson and more, but never quite in the way that they expected. I'm just saying that sometimes, you don't know what's gonna happen when you put what you want out there. Sometimes you get it, and other times it just blows up in your face.
I say that like it's a thing that happens all of the time. Nobody does that. However, around the office here, leaving passive-aggressive notes is just going to get your roasted in the group chat.
I don't know if this would be funnier if his name was actually Dave, or if that's just an extra kick to the gut.
That is the look of a woman who sees the shenanigans going on around her and has literally less than no time for any of it. And honestly, I'm so proud of her.
I realize it's not perfect, but that's an amazing Hulk costume so far. Maybe someone's running around in purple pants and it's supposed to be a couples' costume?
By the looks of things, these ended up at a thrift store somewhere, and I don't think anyone working there had the hustle to try and pull this off. This was definitely a donation made out of disappointment.
I'm also just impressed by how wildly inappropriate that sign would be if that was actually where she was coming back from.
Take me, for instance. It would be way more embarrassing if you knew that I'm actually really trying when I write these things.
I don't think enough people take the time to be salty when they're doing construction on their property. Life would be way more fun if more people did this.
I haven't eaten meat in a while, is "extra wet" a normal thing to say about wings?
I mean, to be fair, whoever put this up did literally what was asked of them. You've got to admire that kind of blind dedication.
At least they had the decency to clear the snow off and not just push it over to the Robertsons' side of things.
That being said, I do have to draw the line at not actually being able to use your mouth for fun stuff. Like popsicles, and popcorn. And other snacks that involve the word "pop."
Thankfully, there's little to no risk of this kind of thing happening on the job here. All the finger-sucking is 100% consensual.
I'm honestly a little suspicious of this guy's claim. I don't know too many dads of teens who use what looks like Avatar: The Last Airbender pictures for their profile photos. Then again, maybe I'm just really uncool.
After all, if she's going to talk big without getting specific, she can't get mad when people try to sneak in through the loopholes.
Unfortunately, there's just no way that his haircut is ever going to live up to this story. That's just facts.
And here I am dressing in drag for all my friends, and I've yet to find a practical application for it.
Not that I've ever been mad about being around a tortoise. They're a cool animal. Fun fact — I have a friend who can't pronounce the word tortoise. She says "tor-toys." It's adorable but embarrassing.
I someday wish to care about something as much as Doug cared about fulfilling his silent promise.
Also a good lesson: If you don't want to get compared to Shaggy, don't look literally exactly like Shaggy.
And, just in case my own family is reading this, I'm going to pretend that I don't know what could possibly be salacious about this answer at all. It's just a delightful misunderstanding.
It's not a great system, but it hasn't completely fallen apart yet.
I'm gonna be real with y'all. I saw this makeup, and I knew that I was supposed to read it as bad, but I just don't see it. So, apparently, just don't let me do your makeup ever, okay?
It turns out that you cannot, in fact, photocopy an iPad. I mean, you can. You're gonna destroy your black ink supply, though. And that's the realest regret of them all.
