I don't need to tell you what the ravages of time can do. After all, we're all getting older, all the time. But you know what else is getting older? The inanimate (and sometimes mysterious) objects we surround ourselves with.
There's nothing we can do to stop the inexorable march of time. All we can do is take note of stuff gradually getting older, and eventually peruse listicles that deal with said topic.
This phenomenon seems to happen with all sorts of laptop touchpads. Maybe it's the specific type of plastic or something. Since this thing is a Thinkpad, it's a safe bet that it's got at least seven more years of use left.
Knives — even really good, high quality knives — have an expiration date. If you're sharpening them as often as you're supposed to (it's every one to two months, don't'cha know), the blade will wear down over time. When your blade starts looking like this, it's time to look for a new knife.
I once had a hat that looked like the one on the left or in the middle, but it only got that way after, like, ten years of use. Maybe this person should invest in higher-quality hats.
Of course, cars are free to drive in the right lanes. But trucks must drive in the right lanes (most of the time, anyway) while cars are free to roam. You can really see the damage done by all the extra weight traveling in certain lanes.
If you live in certain parts of the Midwest, you've probably played a few games of euchre in your time. I mean, these tables could have been worn down by any card game, but in this case, you just know it's euchre.
It's fascinating, and almost shocking, to see evidence of something that happened in ancient times. Like, a 200-year-old historical cottage is one thing, but straight-up chariot tracks from 2,000 years ago is on another level.
I wonder what it is about this line of work that seems to take such a toll on the cuffs of pants. I guess this guy could wear shorts, but the work might do worse stuff to his bare ankles.
Modern smartphones are great and all, but there's a reason so many of us are nostalgic for the indestructible, brick-like dumbphones of the late '90s and early aughts: they basically never broke, no matter how much abuse you put them through.
Nothing against burgers, but surely this person could find something different to cook in this pan. I mean, we've all been in culinary ruts, but this one seems to be a rut of epic proportions.
I wonder if they make these Lego novelty items with the same care that they make actual Lego bricks with. I'm actually a little surprised a Lego product would get this badly worn.
I think this person waited the perfect amount of time to replace this scrubber. Rule of thumb: when your smiley scrubbies start frowning at you, it's time to pitch them.
I feel bad for the deer that frequent this field. They only have one tree to enjoy, and if this pic is any indication, the tree isn't going to be around for too much longer.
It's kind of cool to see the resilience of this baggie, and we should reuse things rather than creating new plastic waste. Still, maybe it's time to throw this one out. It's been long enough.
If there's one thing I've learned about coins, it's that they're impervious to all abuse except for the kind that's inflicted by trains or laundry equipment. Some of these coins are almost illegible.
I'm a full-time...well, not an author, but I do write a few thousand words a day. I'm not sure if this author mashes the keys really hard or just has a particularly soft laptop keyboard.
This is a fun museum exhibit that hides its true purpose: convincing people that they should really not touch the artifacts they see in a museum because it'll mess things up.
I couldn't draw a human heart from memory, but one look at this and I instantly saw a human heart.
Bronze statues get naturally darker over time, except for the areas where they're being touched most frequently, which remain shiny. A statue of a dog might remain shiny on the nose, while a statue of a man remains shiny on, uh, his butt.
Most of us probably know that insects have exoskeletons, and the same holds true for arachnids like spiders. It's actually pretty cool to find the exoskeleton (or four!) from a spider that's just finished molting.
You can see how weathered the metal has become on the older pieces. You can also see how big and satisfying the old pieces were. Note to Hasbro: bring back the clunky, heavy Monopoly pieces at once.
