Let's face it, kids are kind of dumb. It's not their fault, of course; it's not like you're born knowing everything you know today. Plus, we were all dumb kids at one point, too.
So whenever we see kids doing things that make no sense whatsoever, it's super entertaining. And don't worry. These kids will grow up one day and think, "yeah, that was pretty dumb."
You can't be too mad at this because even the best artists around probably drew like this at one point or another. But wow, the audacity of this kid to present it as a gift. How bold.
Something tells me that this kid's future as a professional juggler isn't looking too bright. They might also be losing screen privileges for a while.
The last part is killing me. The fact that they ate sand because they didn't like soil is literally too much.
I also have to applaud OP for actually wanting to grow a plant in their stomach. When I thought that was a thing, I literally avoided any kind of seed like the plague.
I think I might've tried a little too hard to make sense of this. But no, this poor kid is very wrong about the similarities between the word "tree" and the letter H. She'll learn one day, probably.
That answer is so, so wrong. And yet at the same time, so, so right. You've got to applaud her cleverness, even if it might not translate into strong math skills.
You might laugh, but this is the exact kind of strange, confusing thing I probably would've said at that exact age. Kid logic very rarely makes sense, after all.
I think the worst thing about growing up is realizing that movies use special effects, and the things that happen in them are very fake. It really takes the magic out of it.
I think it's the fact that they thought the wrapper was part of the muffin until they were 17 is what's getting to me here. But hey, you live and you learn.
It's so funny how, if you reword something slightly, a kid will suddenly believe something they don't like (or think they don't like), is totally different now. It's actually a shame they always get older and wiser.
Tornado, potato... tomato? I guess the jump between tornado and potato isn't that much of a stretch, but the mental image of people freaking out because there's a big potato rolling down the hallway is pretty entertaining at least.
I feel like we all have that one thing that an adult told us, that we ended up taking way too seriously. I know I believed a good amount of fibs and stories my parents and teachers used to tell me.
Don't worry, I'm sure that kid will eventually learn that most people don't like it when they get asked about their bathroom habits. Especially at restaurants... Oh man.
Man, being a kid really was a simpler time. Thinking you were invisible by hiding, even if your hiding spot isn't very good... if only we could all go back.
I can't tell if the toddler is just having a tough time pronouncing Aurelia, or if they genuinely believe that both kids are named Maria. Either way, this is comedy gold.
Why does it almost feel like this kid is managing her expectations at an early age? I mean, being normal is a pretty good goal to have, but I'm not sure that's how you'd go about doing it.
See, if the kid was, like, five, then I'd believe she was just having a hard time pronouncing Antoinette. But the fact that she straight up thought the name was Internet is hilarious... and only slightly concerning.
I bet that kid was waiting for the waiter to ask what they wanted to eat, and got really confused. Either that, or they're actually into eating food in liquid form.
I genuinely can't tell if this kid is a super picky eater, or if he doesn't actually know how to eat a burger. Either way, this is a little terrifying.
I need to know if this is truly how this kid thinks people hang pants on hangers. Kids are honestly so strange.
Don't worry! I'm sure that one day, that toddler will learn that people don't live inside phones. At least you know she cares about her grandma.
