Sometimes it's not about what you know, but about what you ask. If you ask the right questions, you can learn a lot — even when those questions have no answers. 

So today I thought I'd share some weird questions that're out there that made me laugh, sure, but also messed me up. Enjoy this brain food, y'all!

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1. Thinking about how animals think is weird, man.

1. Thinking about how animals think is weird, man.
Instagram |  @factsandjokes

I used to always wonder what the world looks like to dogs. To them, we must seem like we live forever, right?

2. Here's something that darkens my childhood up a bit.

2. Here's something that darkens my childhood up a bit.
Instagram |  @adam.the.creator

I legit always assumed it went shopping until now. Kinda like how I didn't know the chicken died when it "crossed to the other side."

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3. Just another crazy conspiracy? Or are they on to something here? 

3. Just another crazy conspiracy? Or are they on to something here?
Facebook |  Aliens

I doubt an alien would disguise their identity in such a lazy way. But maybe they're hiding in plain sight?!

4. I think earthmelons are a thing, but we call them potatoes.

4. I think earthmelons are a thing, but we call them potatoes.
Instagram |  @nochillhumor

I could be wrong, but aren't hot peppers firemelons and balloons airmelons? There's a melon for everything, my dudes.

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5. Sort of like how you can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish.

5. Sort of like how you can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish.
Instagram |  @herb

Language, especially English, is all kinds of messed up. But it'd be weird to say baking bacon, right?

6. This tweet has been messed me up the entire time I'm writing this article.

I've thought about that voice since I was a kid, and I don't even know if that voice has changed since.

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7. At first I thought this one was kinda dumb... but then I started to think about it.

7. At first I thought this one was kinda dumb... but then I started to think about it.
Twitter |  @Xbieberdolanx

Is there an automatic door button on the keys? Do they set a timer? What?!

8. I think dogs are smart enough to think this, but not bad enough to worry. You know, good boys!

8. I think dogs are smart enough to think this, but not bad enough to worry. You know, good boys!
Twitter |  @menothebarber

Unless they've been burying bones because they know they belong to the dead... 😳

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9. Man, I'd be salty if I were in that situation.

9. Man, I'd be salty if I were in that situation.
Instagram |  @beigecardigan

You've basically got, like, one friend when you're the ocean — and they don't even respond? They gotta "boi bye" the land!

10. Here's another question I never thought to ask in my childhood.

10. Here's another question I never thought to ask in my childhood.
Instagram |  @daquansfather

But now that I think about it, the whole thing revolves around that shoe! That prince was a dirtay bird.

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11. Again, English language has got to be one of the weirdest inventions out there.

Maybe neither of them are silent? I'm no cunning linguist, so I actually have no clue.

12. This thought is on my mind every time I have a glass now.

12. This thought is on my mind every time I have a glass now.
Instagram |  @anxitement

I mean, statistically speaking, it's bound to happen to someone out there, right? But we'll never know.

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13. All of a sudden, you're the waiter but you get no tip? Rip-off, man.

13. All of a sudden, you're the waiter but you get no tip? Rip-off, man.
Instagram |  @yourfriendlymemepage

Maybe that's one of the reasons they call them "servers" now. But if you share your meal, aren't you also a server?

14. And again, just by inverting a thing, you become the thing!

14. And again, just by inverting a thing, you become the thing!
Instagram |  @pmwhiphop

I always knew I sucked, but did you know that vacuums actually blow? Great, now I both suck and blow.

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15. But here's the question we should all be asking, since we're asked it all the time.

15. But here's the question we should all be asking, since we're asked it all the time.
Reddit |  magicgreen

Damn, Netflix, you got me all philosophical and stuff now. I'm gonna need a minute.

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