As far as universally loved foods go, burritos are like, #3 at least. Burritos have so many gorgeous flavors and textures and are healthy AF, okay? Don't @ me. You know what else is universally loved? Celebs! Celebs love to be controversial and they also love to eat. 

Mix it all together and you KNOW you got the best of both worlds.

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Justin Bieber was out and about a few days ago, seemingly behaving himself (which, let's be real, isn't always always the case) when something....shocking happened.

Justin Bieber was out and about a few days ago, seemingly behaving himself (which, let's be real, isn't alwaysalways the case) when something....shocking happened.
Twitter |  @ryanbassil

The world froze momentarily to investigate and emotionally cope with this photo.

Justin Bieber. The "Biebz." "JB." The king of "swag, swag, on you" was seen eating a burrito horizontally like a friggin' uncultured swine who has never seen Mexican cuisine before. 

The technique was criticized and meme-ified almost instantly.

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And if you think we're being dramatic, take a look for yourself! See the horror up close and personal.

This is literally a disaster waiting to happen. I can just see all the spilled gauc now!

But now, we must ask the tough questions, as only the most serious of journalists can do.

But now, we must ask the tough questions, as only the mostserious ofjournalists can do.
Twitter |  @norm

Does he know he's eating a burrito?

Are his sunglasses too dark to see what he's actually eating?

Do watermelons in Canada look like burritos? 

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Let's take a look at the anatomy of a traditional burrito that's similar in appearance to the one Justin is seen violating.

Let's take a look at the anatomy of a traditional burrito that's similar in appearance to the one Justin is seen violating.
Twitter |  @Wookdemslaps

If he's biting into just sour cream and meat, the ends of the burrito will be off balance!

It seems everyone else in the world understands the problematic "bite in the middle" approach.

It seems everyone elsein the world understands the problematic "bite in the middle" approach.
Twitter |  @skydart

Does he understand what burrito fallout is? IT MEANS SPILLED BEANS EVERYWHERE AKA WASTED BEANS AKA WASTED MONEY!

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Is this a cultural issue? Is this how Justin experienced burritos growing up in Canada? 

Is this a cultural issue? Is this how Justin experienced burritos growing up in Canada?
Twitter |  @jissouw

Hew doesn't even have napkins or a plate, like no offence but what a messy betch!

The Biebs is looking hella DESPERADO trying to eat this burrito like a sandwich, amirite ladies?

The Biebs is looking hella DESPERADO trying to eat this burrito like a sandwich, amirite ladies?
Twitter |  @Koreankittyvane

This is clearly a cylinder of food. One cohesive unit of snack. 

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Does this eating pattern just prove everything is backwards in Biebers life???

Does this eating pattern just prove everything is backwards in Biebers life???
Twitter |  @ManInTheHoody

Does he also wear pink on Mondays, instead of Wednesdays? The friggin NERVE of this guy!

Or is he just too caught up in the music to realize not everything he puts into his mouth is a instrument???

Or is he just too caught up in the music to realize not everything he puts into his mouth is a instrument???
Twitter |  @broazay

We love an artist being dedicated to his craft, tho.

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Burritos are known to cause EXTREME bloat, right? So maaaaayybe, he's just experimenting with some DIY digestion hacks????

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Maybe eating it horizontally won't make ur poor bowels explode?!

From the photo evidence below, we can clearly see he does know how to eat other foods properly and effectively. 

From the photo evidence below, we can clearly see he does know how to eat other foods properly and effectively.
Instagram |  @justinbieber

Here he is with some gorgeous pasta, using a fork and a bowl! 

Just like mamma used to make!!!!!!!!!

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Fans seeing this #BURRITOGATE2K18 drama unfold hearkened them back to a time when another Canadian was seen eating something in a mysterious way... 

Fans seeing this #BURRITOGATE2K18 drama unfold hearkened them back to a time when another Canadian was seen eating something in a mysterious way...
Twitter |  @lauraopreaa

Oh you don't remember? You have a life outside the internet?

Wild.

Christmas crooner Michael "the Bubes" Buble was seen casually strolling with a corn on the cob two years ago and everyone lost their minds.

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Perhaps Bieber was showing some love to his Canadian comrade and eating outside the box?!

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Or perhaps, it's a conspiracy...

Or perhaps, it's a conspiracy...
Twitter |  @AweSamScribbles

Perhaps they switched eating habits in exchange for polar bears or maple syrup ... or whatever it is Canadians love.

Whether you agree or disagree with these interesting eating styles, we can all agree watching corn and burritos being eaten oddly is better than watching Guy Fieri slurp these soup noodles:

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Have a great day, everyone!

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