If you're like me, you're probably kind of a weirdo — and if you're even more like me, more often than not, you're also an anxious wreck. Well, never fear! We're all a little weird and worried these days, so why not take our minds off things for a bit and have some laughs? 

Thankfully, Twitter is here to help!

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1. Always gotta make sure your selfie game is strong, or things might get a little ruff

1. Always gotta make sure your selfie game is strong, or things might get a little ruff.
Twitter |  @sIiceofpizza

You know, you could be barking up the wrong tree? Woof. Okay, no more puns. 

2. They say exercise is a great way to get your mind off things — I say these athletic types should mind their own business.

2. They say exercise is a great way to get your mind off things — I say these athletic types should mind their own business.
Twitter |  @KrangTNelson

You had me at heavy food!

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3. Speaking of food, there's nothing quite like a home-cooked meal. Mostly 'cause there are better things out there.

3. Speaking of food, there's nothing quite like a home-cooked meal. Mostly 'cause there are better things out there.
Twitter |  @bummermaid

Like delivery! It's food I could never make myself and I don't have to go anywhere?!

4. If you're afraid of sharks, don't worry, there's still a good chunk of time when everything's safe.

4. If you're afraid of sharks, don't worry, there's still a good chunk of time when everything's safe.
Twitter |  @EricThomas_311

All these sharks out here gettin' famous and I'm just sitting here...still not famous. 

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5. Ever been so drunk you wake up the next morning wondering what in the ever-humping hell you did that night?

I mean, sometimes it can work out — nice swords, bro!

6. Roommates are just the worst, aren't they? Especially ones who have "opinions" on "important matters." Sheesh.

6. Roommates are just the worst, aren't they? Especially ones who have "opinions" on "important matters." Sheesh.
Twitter |  @electrolemon

Classic Banksy — that guy just can't give it a rest. My coffee's ruined.

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7. Everything you ever have to know about anything ever! All this available for your convenience. What a wild time to be alive!

7. Everything you ever have to know about anything ever! All this available for your convenience. What a wild time to be alive!
Twitter |  @James_Kpatrick

I know what you're thinking, and yes, origami is in there. 

8. Here's something a few of you scoundrels could be reasonably worried about.

8. Here's something a few of you scoundrels could be reasonably worried about.
Twitter |  @MemebotBot

It's not cheating that I'm worried about with this one, it's finding my overblown collection of dank memes!

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9. I don't think it's news to say that 99% of cats are total jerk wads. They're lucky they're cute, man.

9. I don't think it's news to say that 99% of cats are total jerk wads. They're lucky they're cute, man.
Twitter |  @PhilJamesson

You just know that cat isn't breaking eye contact either. 

10. That being said, some cats have more power in their presence than I have in my entire body.

10. That being said, some cats have more power in their presence than I have in my entire body.
Twitter |  @joanofdarkness

Seriously, I don't know what kind of cat this is, but it's now my master.

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11. When it comes to pancakes, we don't mess around out here — got it?

11. When it comes to pancakes, we don't mess around out here — got it?
Twitter |  @iamspacegirl

Go big or go home. That's the only way to have pancakes. Now, make two boxes!!!

12. This has got to happen at least once in the world somewhere, right?

12. This has got to happen at least once in the world somewhere, right?
Twitter |  @rudy_mustang

I don't think anyone's "go-to" is Pepsi...unless you're Kendall Jenner trying to create peace in the world.

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13. If anyone looked at my bank account and purchases, they would see one sad, taco-fueled boy. 

13. If anyone looked at my bank account and purchases, they would see one sad, taco-fueled boy.
Twitter |  @Ixwie

I swear the people at the bank must think I'm some kind of chalupa addict. 

14. But if you really want that mad bank respect, you best be hittin' that grind, son! 

14. But if you really want that mad bank respect, you best be hittin' that grind, son!
Twitter |  @scruffbutt

But you know, make it work for you in whatever little ways you can. 

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15. This kid's 12 and they're already a thousand times more brilliant than I'll ever be.

15. This kid's 12 and they're already a thousand times more brilliant than I'll ever be.
Twitter |  @Joelwillans

A worm! That's actually way more creative than they'll give her credit for, I bet.

16. And, lastly, sometimes even the most beautiful pictures can turn out to be kind of disappointing. 

16. And, lastly, sometimes even the most beautiful pictures can turn out to be kind of disappointing.
Twitter |  @aligarchy

But now that she's pointed this out, I'm in a "cannot unsee" type situation.

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