16 Truths That'll Make Any Low Maintenance Girl Say, "Yup."

Diply 6 Oct 2017

Let's get one thing straight: being low maintenance doesn't mean you're lazy. It merely suggests that you focus your attention less on chipped nail polish and more on Netflix, reading, working out, and anything else you deem more important. You have priorities, and who can really blame you for laundry not being number one on the list?

1. Dressers are nice decorative pieces, but you're not entirely sure of their purpose.

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Your clothes are on a rotation between your laundry basket and your bedroom floor, so your dresser tends to fall by the wayside.

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2. Leg shaving is for special occasions.

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Unless you're wearing a dress (and maybe not even then) or trying to impress somebody (again — maybe not even then), leg shaving isn't worth your time.

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3. Bra washing is murky territory.

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You don't consciously put your bras in the laundry basket. Instead, you wash your bras at the point when you can't remember the last time you washed them.

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4. When your friends ask if you're wearing heels, the answer is always a "no."

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Regardless of where you're headed that evening, you'll find a way to make your outfit look bomb wearing flats, boots, or plain ol' sneakers.

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5. You're always the first to finish getting ready.

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You often find yourself waiting on your friends because, unlike them, you can do your hair and makeup at a record-breaking speed.

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6. You put everyone else's bedroom chair to shame.

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If there was a Guinness World Record for the most clothing items stacked on a single chair, you would have already won it.

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7. Dry shampoo is your life source.

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When you see your favorite dry shampoo on sale, you double up on that stuff real quick.

If you won an Oscar or a Grammy, you'd probably thank dry shampoo in your acceptance speech.

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8. You have neither the energy nor attention span for drama.

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Tuning into drama takes a lot of emotional energy, most of which you'd rather spend worrying about the White Walkers in Game of Thrones.

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9. Expensive clothing just isn't on your radar.

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Why would you buy a $50 tank top when you could purchase, like, seven Chipotle burritos for the same price?

That latter choice would make you much happier, too.

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10. Makeup is not an everyday affair.

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If you're not in the mood for makeup or the occasion doesn't require it (and by "require" we mean that you feel socially pressured to wear it), then there's no chance you're putting it on.

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11. You see no issue in wearing the same clothes two days in a row.

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Let's be frank. You have approximately two hoodies and one pair of jeans that you actually enjoy wearing.

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12. And comfort is your #1 priority.

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You're flat-out miserable unless you're wearing something comfortable.

You'd even haul a cozy blanket to class if you thought you could get away with it.

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13. You can't remember the last time your socks matched.

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Your socks don't match together, they go together. Basically, a white Nike ankle sock and some other rando black ankle sock are close enough for you.

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14. Chipped nail polish is simply a fact of life.

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Your nail polish lasts one to three days, max.

It may be downhill from there, but you take comfort in the fact that nobody can tell from afar.

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15. Or, you know, you've forgotten about painting your nails altogether because ain't nobody got time for that, right?

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Painting your nails is such a waste of time...precious time that could go to wine. Which would you choose? Ya girl, same.

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16. You often have to get "creative" in the shower.

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Just gotta wait for that paycheck to clear and then you can finally stock up on all those bodily essentials.

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17. Messy buns are your go-to hairstyle.

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And no, not those perfectly messy buns you see on Pinterest.

The kind of bun you do without looking in the mirror, and then LOL at once you eventually catch a glimpse of yourself.

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18. You still have mad respect for women who put effort into the things you don't.

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TBH, you reject the idea that women are high- or low-maintenance. After all, women are people, not automobiles.LIKE and TAG a friend who can relate!

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