We all have a passion for fashion, but sometimes, fashion doesn't have a passion for us.
Here are some examples of when we've put our hearts on the lines for clothes we love, and in return, they broke our hearts into a million tiny, little pieces.
Great if you're being a green marshmallow for Halloween, though!
BRB, writing a super moving eulogy for America.
"You were the land of the free...now your home is the grave."
Did the boss at Balenciaga stutter and say "T-shirt-shirt"? And everyone else was like, "Wow, that's so visionary" because they were hoping for a promotion? Is that how this came to be? Fashion brands need to get it together.
What is this, a tube top? Are the legs shorts? But the torso is so small... How am I supposed to solve this impossible riddle?!
Or maybe Shutterstock is expanding into clothing, in which case, this is very on-brand for them.
Doesn't one of the Minions only have one eye? Does that mean somewhere out there...there's a...mono-Minion-kini?
You know what? I don't want to think about this anymore.
The only thing worse than wearing a cage on my legs? Wearing a denim cage on my legs.
Wow, this sunburn really rules out any activities that involve bending your knees for a while. So goodbye...sitting.
I know you said you wanted "sexy leather stockings," but can I interest you in some "garbage-bag look-alike wrinkly leg sacks"? You're gonna hate them, I guarantee it.
Okay, maybe I added the revenge thing for some drama. But this does feel kind of ominous. What else could be lost in there?
Becky, you may have the good hair, but you also have the _bad dres_s.
Yes, that is Prince John aka the guy that always sucked his thumb in Robin Hood. Hopefully Jared Leto is a comparison only in style and not personality.
Maybe this top is meaning to say "25"? In a really convoluted, mathematical way?
What's the point of a sock if it doesn't look good on? There's literally no other way to showcase them!
*Everyone around him starts singing "Breakaway" by Kelly Clarkson, which inspires him to finally unzip*
Finally, someone put the subtext behind every speech given by a teacher/professor/boss ever onto a sweater.
iT's-A mE-a, MaRiO!
Honestly, that was hard to type, and even harder to look at afterwards — and quite frankly, so is this poorly made Mario sweater.
It honestly took me a minute to figure out what these were supposed to be. They look like terrifying, white robot-frogs.
"My wife asked me why Kevin Hart is wearing a shirt that has 'pedo' written all over it." —mopecore
That ain't dope, Kev.
I would wear this with pride though, 'cause sometimes it really be like that. #TurdLife
At least they have the right colors, though. God bless America!
"I guess you are issued a red flannel shirt when you live in southern Oregon." —utbman
I love how the middle guy just went with the flannel coat too — power move.
Sharing is truly caring, and these two denim-loving souls have it down to a very real science.
I truly relish when I see photos of failed bigotry! Yassss, dude. Troll yourself!
Sorry for the potato quality, but that was too savage to leave out.
Ugh, I immediately regret that caption — sorry.
Whoever designed this was really dickin' around.
Bad pun, for an even worse shirt.
No comment. Lol.
But we're pretty sure Minnie goes by Mrs., and Mickey goes by Mr.
We could be wrong though.
This is a crossover we never asked for, yet received anyways.
But Jesus? Doesn't seem likely.
This is a really crappy design, no matter how you look at it.
Weird flex, am I right? HA.
At least she does't look that upset?
This is honestly blasphemy.