Listen, if you want my advice, you want my time — so make sure I'm willing to give it to you! Like, don't just ask me something!
And then...when I do decide out of the kindness of my heart, to give you a few seconds to chat about YOUR issues, don't expect me to filter up and hide my opinion for your benefit. Nope. Unfiltered is the only way I come. Take it or leave it, k?