13+ Things We Didn't Even Know We Had To Watch Out For

Diply 17 Jul 2018

The longer we chill on this planet, the more things we encounter to make us lose that chill. Whether it's about bears, strangers, or just other people in general, some concerned speaker has warned us about the world's many dangers.

But as sad as I am to say it, the world was concealing even more hazardous surprises than we thought. And while they may not be quite as scary as a wild bear, I still think it's my civic duty to warn you about them.

1. If you still check your toilet every so often for alligators, then I'm sorry to make you aware of this.

Twitter | @finkelbaripie

Yeah, it turns out that the real hole in our security was the sink all along. At least that makes the invaders cuter?

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2. We all know that tires can go flat and lowkey explode, but the most dangerous tire is the one that dreams of being something else.

Reddit | TheOrangeGrap3

In this case, we have the tragic tale of a tire that followed its dreams and dared to be a soft taco.

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3. Between this and Mario Party, I think we have all the evidence we need that the adorable plumber is out to ruin our friendships. 

Instagram | @will_ent

That's not even counting the relationships that became strained by Smash Bros. My God, that means all of Nintendo is in on it!

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4. If teachers ever got snippy about you showing up late for class, they were just trying to protect you from the door snakes.

Reddit | MiloIsDog

Nobody is sure why, but they show up at exactly 8:45 a.m., and trying to sneak into the door only makes them angrier.

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5. Some PSAs try to scare us, but this one skips that step and just hits us right in our very souls.

Reddit | theghostofperdition

So remember, always bring a friend or two when you're transporting giant sandwich trays.

You'll have to share it, but it's better than this guy's fate.

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6. This was a horrifying discovery for Bindi Irwin, but at least she found out this exists before it's too late.

Reddit | GallowBoob

Plus, she was kind enough to warn us about our incredibly specific poisons before they fall into the wrong hands.

I wonder what Mason poison looks like?

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7. Woody was not playing around. Getting a snake in your boot is apparently more likely than we thought.

Reddit | TurboTitan92

This new information has made me a lot more worried about finding out who poisoned the watering hole, though.

The snake kinda pales in comparison.

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8. I guess this is more of a danger for childhood icons, but it's important nonetheless. Those kids will turn on you without warning.

Instagram | @kalesalad

And sure, it might not look like a very effective jail. But the kids were smart and used Garfield's laziness against him.

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9. Yeah, I'm not really sure I trust the "Calm Down, Skin!" part of this whole package either.

Instagram | @x__antisocial_butterfly__x

It just seems like it's trying to lull your face into a false sense of security before the mask tries to eat it.

Good thing it's obviously not working.

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10. There may be a lot of sketchy foods out there, but even the worst of them are still more edible than this.

Instagram | @nochill

As much as I admire the hustler who gets me hungry for a picture of food, I spend enough money on the real thing.

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11. I know I've gone on about hidden dangers, but sometimes it's more about not knowing you had to tell people to watch out for something.

Reddit | tbonetaylor

Now I know how the person who designs those labels telling you not to pull vending machines over yourself feels.

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12. I know this idea seems kind of cool, but the last thing you need is a car with Dutch elm disease.

Reddit | timtam690

If you thought going to the body shop was expensive, just imagine how insane the bill will get if they have to call a botanist.

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13. Look, the last thing I want to be is responsible for the next pineapple on pizza debate, so I'll just leave this here.

Instagram | @pablopiqasso

Whether you consider this a warning or a ringing endorsement, you should just know that this exists.

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14. Servers are always on the lookout for bad customers, but this proves they should also beware of the ones who like them a little too much.

Reddit | StevenhastheD

At least, I assume that's why this person wanted somebody to look at their foot. Just...just use money next time, homie.

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15. I don't know about y'all, but I've never been more glad to be doing something wrong in my life.

Instagram | @will_ent

My experiences with soggy pizza and drinks with bits of food floating in them tell me I'll be just fine without this...lifehack? Cry for help?

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16. We can't be surprised about dogs trying to eat...pretty much anything, but this is new. 

Instagram | @x__antisocial_butterfly__x

I've been trained to expect dogs to either look guilty or start barking when you scold them. I wasn't ready for the "you're an idiot" face.

She's hanging with cats too much.

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