12+ Strong, Independent Pics That Don't Need No Explanation

Diply 29 Oct 2018

Not everything needs an origin story (are you listening, superhero movies?) if it can stand on its own two legs. Some pics just speak for themselves. Some just can't be explained.

And some...well, some probably shouldn't speak at all.

Hopefully we'll be spending more time with the first two. Fingers crossed.

1. Apparently, a lot of party-goers had problems understanding this costume.

Reddit | wallsonfire

I mean, that's just embarrassing. I...definitely get it.

Also, I feel like maybe I know someone who knows someone who knows this person. Weird.

I wish there was, like, a unit of measurement for that sort of thing.

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2. On the other hand, here we have a difficult-to-understand decor choice. What possible reason could there be?

Barnorama | Barnorama

No, no, we don't need an answer. I'll just pretend they're like, load-bearing chairs or something.

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3. All I'm saying is this better not be in the UK, because there's no way that parrot's license is current.

Barnorama | Barnorama

For some reason, all I can think of now is the parrot getting cuffed in the back of a cop car and mimicking the Law & Order sound. DUN-DUN...

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4. Now this is a much more reasonable parrot transportation solution.

AcidCow | AcidCow

Also, am I the only one dying of cuteness overload at the little flappy boi in his little poofy winter vest?

Come on. I can't be the only one. I thought we were in this together, y'all.

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5. Okey dokey. This is...new.

Barnorama | Barnorama

I dunno, actually. Fur's a good insulator. I just feel like the designer didn't take stains and cleaning into account when they whipped up this hunk of mad science.

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6. I'm not saying I want or need an explanation for this. Really, I'm not.

AcidCow | AcidCow

I just want one thing, and that's a gif of what happens in the next few seconds when that sneaky raccoon pounces.

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7. Mario out here taking over Westeros. I love it.

The Chive | The Chive

I know it'll never happen because George R. R. Martin is still writing the same book he's been working on for eight thousand and twenty-seven years, but dudewrite this crossover.

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Honestly though, if anybody could take the Iron Throne singlehandedly, it's probably Mario.

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Experience at overthrowing tyrants controlling a kingdom? Been there, done that.Plus, the guy just does an insaneamount of cardio.

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8. Oh sweet, sour gummy worms. Well, you don't need a reason to post that— 

Reddit | Reddit

Oh. Oh.

This is definitely one of those pics that begs so many questions that have zero good answers.

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9. So, without worrying about how or why the back of this truck is 100% open...

Reddit | chromatophores

...it's way more interesting to think about the giant-sized dance party that it's headed to.

Fee fie foe fum, my yard's full of milkshakes, so...uh...yum?

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10. I wonder if the person who made this called it the "Helmot."

Barnorama | Barnorama

Because if they didn't, ya know, it's definitely a real missed opportunity.

Get it? Like French "mot" where the T is silent? Right? I'm a genius.

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Really, if anyone needs to be wearing a helmet, it's probably Elmo.

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Oh yeah, and anybody on a two-wheeled vehicle. Y'all, wear helmets. Your hair will be fine. It looks great.

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11. If I were trying to learn some extreme Photoshop, I think it'd be fun to add "winter" to stuff like this.

The Chive | The Chive

But this is probably just one of two things: a forgotten sign, or a joke — one that, as a Canadian, I'm flat-out saying isn't funny.

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12. Wow, if I'm interpreting this gesture correctly, I believe someone just declared war?

Reddit | McJamesius

But frankly, I never mess with hot dog cosplayers. It's basically the wurst idea you can have. There's no wieners in that outcome, only losers.

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13. I guess the moral of the story might actually be that sometimes you really don't want an explanation. 

Reddit | destroooooo

I mean, not always, but sometimes the question just shouldn't be asked. Because...reasons. And because some pics are just off enough to creep you out.

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Of course, I say that. But my brain can't stop digesting this. I'm sorry.

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Do you think when Thanos said wiping out half of all life was necessary to conserve resources, he was exclusively talking about Japanese body pillows?

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