Hey, check it out! We're already under the skin!

Because...they're skeletons. The whole article is skeletons. I promise all the humor won't be that bad. And even though I will 100% not keep that promise, just don't worry about it.

Let's get into some spooky dootin' boney bois, shall we?


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1. This one actually doesn't count. Silly store, skeletons are for vertebrates!

1. This one actually doesn't count. Silly store, skeletons are for vertebrates!
Reddit |  Chet_Randerson

However, I think we can all stop for a moment and consider how terrifying spiders would be if they were actually laid out like this.

2. Luckily for skeletons, they have zero percent body fat. But it's important to stay in shape. They prefer yoga.

2. Luckily for skeletons, they have zero percent body fat. But it's important to stay in shape. They prefer yoga.
Reddit |  reachmou

Which I guess just means staying...flexible? Maybe it keeps their joints loose?

Ohh...maybe it doesn't really do anything for them, and they're just trying to be hip bones.

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3. Unlike exercising, which I guess might be pointless for skeletons, bathing is not.

3. Unlike exercising, which I guess might be pointless for skeletons, bathing is not.
Reddit |  andrewsmd87

I mean, they'd still get dirty...or dusty? But it's just nice to get a great, shiny polish on your skull, know what I mean?

4. To be honest with you, I actually do picture skeletons more as "shower" types than "bath" types. I'm not sure why.

4. To be honest with you, I actually do picture skeletons more as "shower" types than "bath" types. I'm not sure why.
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Maybe I just wanna hear what a shower sounds like when all the water is bouncing around the rib cage and all that.