Sorry, Super Busy. BRB, Like, Never

Diply 5 Dec 2017

If you're expecting to receive an immediate response to the "how are you?" text, you are a piece of human garbage.

Like most people, I'm a busy woman with important things to do. But even if I wasn't, you should still calm the heck down and get a damn life.

A cellphone isn't supposed to be attached to your face permanently. 

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I bought this device to pay my bills on time and look at memes. I don't need to hear about your drama all day. That's what therapists are for.

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People aren't obligated to entertain you day in, day out. |

You are a grown person with a job, and your cellphone shouldn't be your only form of entertainment. Instead of sitting at home harassing your "friends" for not messaging you back fast enough, visit actual people and have a conversation using your mouth, not your fingers.

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Listen, I'm not trying to be rude, but c'mon. 

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You know better. I get it, humans are social creatures, but interacting through a cellular device shouldn't be considered a form of meaningful communication.

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Bottom line, put down the phone and be present. 

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Life's too short to spend hating on other people, especially the ones who are just trying to live their best lives.

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