Now this is a ramen statue worth praying to. A few minutes in the cold paired with a bit of patience, and you've got yourself a dope noodle shrine to worship the Carb Gods beneath. Praise the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
Some things take a very small amount of effort to improve or change, and thank hell for that. I just don't have the time or patience to dedicate hours of my day to fixing my problems, and shortcuts are my damn savior. Give me some skinny tea and some hair extensions and let's just call it a day, shall we?
Here's some stuff that didn't take a lot to change, for better or for worse.
Now this is a ramen statue worth praying to. A few minutes in the cold paired with a bit of patience, and you've got yourself a dope noodle shrine to worship the Carb Gods beneath. Praise the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
All it takes is a coat and a can-do attitude, and you've got yourself the perfect backdrop to act out your lies on. Seriously though, this girl can do waaaay better.
This school has clearly tried to maintain that balance, but I don't know if I'd call them successful. This is one of the rare situations in life where more carbs isn't the answer.
Usually, it takes a shitty relationship and/or a soul-crushing job for someone to completely lose themselves, but all it took Mr. Fisher here was a tiny little change by the TV station.
Well, I mean, Microsoft probably did. I didn't though, and I doubt you did either. Unless you're Bill Gates, but you can't be...wait, are you Bill Gates? Nah, probably not. Oh well.
I'm on board with anything that's going to get me more free stuff. I don't even like ketchup that much, I just like taking advantage of stuff.
One tiny mistake has turned into a gigantic learning experience. Now you know how skin bruises, why lip enhancers are BS, and what happens when you try new beauty products before big events.
Thinking outside of the (Hamburger Helper) box has helped this girl paint the most memorable picture with the least amount of effort. You might say that hamburger helped her.
I don't think anyone would try to argue that this would've been better if it came as ordered, so maybe this guy should be thankful that the online shopping gods were on his side today.
Whoever did this increased my chances of accidentally putting relish on my food, and that is not okay. Relish sucks and anyone who says otherwise is corrupt.
I turn into a horrifying monster when people ignore me too. The only difference is that I tell people in advance, so when it actually happens, they're not this shocked.
A round table with Satan seems like it could go off the rails, but who knows. I'm not sure Santa would be any better, I was pretty bad this year.
Lil Wayne is now immortalized in this person's yearbook and honestly, I'm pretty happy about it. Yearbooks are usually boring and cringe-inducing. At least this way, you'll have something to look back and laugh at.
It must've been rough for this person to see their hard work tossed out the window in a split second. At least they captured a "before" picture!
And I really hope that they're correct, because apparently swapping the mouth on a human with a dog is the most horrifying thing in existence.
Listen, I love chicken nuggets just as much as the next basic bitch, but this is some next-level commitment.