You know how we always have these weird thoughts that keep us up at night? Well, my last one was about being stuck in an elevator with three people who all had beans for lunch.
I'm not claustrophobic, but that's still basically a nightmare.
So maybe, compared to that, the things on this list aren't so bad, but nobody's gonna line up for them.
1. Oh boy, this is a treat. Nothing beats looking like you've been badly photoshopped whenever you try to leave the country.
2. I'm not afraid of flying, but that's probably because I never had to deal with this.
The captain can calmly tell folks the clouds are far enough away all they want, but I'd have my eye on these things the whole flight.