You know how we always have these weird thoughts that keep us up at night? Well, my last one was about being stuck in an elevator with three people who all had beans for lunch. 

I'm not claustrophobic, but that's still basically a nightmare.

So maybe, compared to that, the things on this list aren't so bad, but nobody's gonna line up for them.  

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1. Oh boy, this is a treat. Nothing beats looking like you've been badly photoshopped whenever you try to leave the country.

1. Oh boy, this is a treat. Nothing beats looking like you've been badly photoshopped whenever you try to leave the country.
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The security folks already seem to give our photos the hairy eyeball, but they'll definitely be staring at this poor girl now. 

2. I'm not afraid of flying, but that's probably because I never had to deal with this.

The captain can calmly tell folks the clouds are far enough away all they want, but I'd have my eye on these things the whole flight.

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3. Things are obviously messed up when dolls are getting better furniture than we are.

3. Things are obviously messed up when dolls are getting better furniture than we are.
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I'm just glad she didn't show us the price because the thought of it costing the same as a normal chair is too much to handle.

And really, what do you even do with something like this?

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If she has dolls, she can break them out for a little nostalgia-fest, but otherwise, this is just an unfortunate situation.

Like, did the seller not give out the measurements or what?

4. Oh wow, it's just an awkward web of discomfort all the way down.

4. Oh wow, it's just an awkward web of discomfort all the way down.
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Dude got his clapback off at least, but I doubt he was very happy to see this in his timeline. And she's definitely not enjoying watching this backfire so hard.