Being single is fun and all, but that fun kinda disappears when a few months become the rest of your natural-born life. Like, what is wrong with me? Did someone cast a spell on me and now I'm single forever? Is this because I didn't forward those chain emails back in middle school?

Maybe one day we'll meet our match, swipe right and never look back, or bump into someone at the coffee shop and get a hot date. But, for right now, I'm still single as can be.

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Wouldn't want to break the streak!

Wouldn't want to break the streak!
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Whenever I do get into a relationship, I swear everyone I know who has been soooo concerned about me adopting all those cats will finally, hopefully, chill...and take some of my cats because let's face it, it's getting crowded in here. 

If that happens, of course.

Yeah, sounds right.

Me at home, alone, laughing at my own (terrible) jokes while watching hours of Netflix, sobbing over a box of chocolates... Yup, that's my life! 

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Can we have it hailing men or something, Mother Nature?

Can we have it hailing men or something, Mother Nature?
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Then, maybe I might have a chance at a relationship, or at least a date. Probs not, though. Not even in a hurricane...

I mean someone had to chose this, but it sure wasn't me.

Does anyone know how to reach whoever decided this? I have a few questions for them. When am I finally going to date someone? Never? Alone forever? Okay then.

Calendar, have any tips? I'm looking to score at least one date in the next six months...doesn't look like good chances.

Calendar, have any tips? I'm looking to score at least one date in the next six months...doesn't look like good chances.
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Damn, that girl has 365 dates year after year. How does she do it? LMK?!

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